Put an end to this

Yeah, this really is insane. If you roam the house like this and someone from your family catches you, it's just a matter of embarrassment. If you go outside, it's a whole different ballgame. What if someone sees you and calls the police? Having a criminal record for indecent exposure? You'd be the shame of your family, even more than your cousin Mike, and god knows he's the fuck-up of all fuck-ups!

Shaking the thought from your head, you press your door shut. You gather up your clothes, get dressed, and turn the TV back on before flopping onto your bed again.

You couldn't do it. Oh well, better than getting into serious trouble. Besides, you at least got to have a lot of fun last night. Flashing your goods out in the living room? Pressing your naked body up against the dining room window? You doubt you'll ever be able to forget the amazing feeling of doing that. And who knows, maybe one of these days you'll feel frisky enough to give an encore performance.

You close your eyes, smiling with satisfaction. Not bad, you think. Not bad.