Put An End To The Rulebook

"So I was at a coffee shop one day, and I found a book that let me write rules for the universe, so I used to it to make myself the uniform, and behavior monitor, and use it to humiliate all the girls in school, because I think I might be a bit of a sadist, anyway I got bored with that and accidently made a bimbo plague which ended in a nuclear war, so I restarted, brought everyone back to life and decided that I'd just stick with messing with my school. Which I did, and basically have been perverting a bunch of the girls in school into different fetishes, and it's been great, I met this girl named Pricilla who is superhot, and funny, but also deeply sexually weird like me, I didn't even have to mess with her mind she was down from the start, but then I found out that there was someone trying to get into my room at night, Chad thought it was a mistake, but I have this book of cosmic power, so I'm a little more protective about things, well it turns out Pricilla has been sneaking out of the girls dorm every night, super suspicious right, then I think about it, I've never seen her in class, I've never even met her until I got the book, and no one else has either, so I think she's up to something, I think she knows about the book and wants to take it, and sure i'm a pervert, but I used the book for some good too, if someone else gets a hold of it, they might destroy the world on accident or something, it's kind of the devil you know, so anyway I came to you to look at Pricilla's file to see if I was right, but I've been turning you into a nudist slut over the past couple of weeks, and you were pretty horned up when I came in, and said you wouldn't help unless I fucked your brains out, so I tried, but I was just too worried about Pricilla, so I said I wasn't in the mood, and you just kept sucking me off, so I took away your slutiness so we could get stuff done, but you had a breakdown when you realized what I'd done to you, and I was stressed out, and got angry, and obviously a little guilty, because you were freaking out over what I did to you, and I didn't want to face that so I just went off on you, I yelled and said you didn't matter, which I kind of also gave myself mind control abilities, so that seemed to have broken your brain, so you were comatose for a while, and I realized I'd done a bad, so I humbled myself, brought you back, so now I'm going to reverse all the things I've done and destroy this book, before I change my mind. "

You said that all in one breath.

Stella's eyes go wide and stay that way through your entire explanation. "Holy crap, that's a lot to take in, but for some reason I trust you, it all makes sense."

"Yeah that's my fault. I kind of made myself into your most trusted confidant and used that position to push you into become a sex addict. Sorry."

"Oh." She nods. "Well I'm sure you had your reasons."

"It's because I'm a evil pervert who went mad with power."

She nods again. "We've all done things we're not proud of. I asked you to fuck me with my head in a toilet." She chuckles.

"What? Oh I see, you still trust me completely." You grab her hands. "Stella." You say as authentically as you can. You feel like you've lying since the day you got The Rulebook. "I'm going to prove that I'm worthy of the trust, I made you put in me." You get her to her feet, and lead her back to the admin area. "I'm so sorry for everything that I've done to you, there's no excuse. I'm going to wipe away everything, nobody will remember, not even me."

Stella nods. "I don't understand Michael, I really don't understand what's going on, but if what you're saying is true, it's the right thing to do. I mean..." She grasps for words. "...I feel like I've been in some sort of prison lately, and what your saying kind of explains it. I don't know how any of this works, but I'm trusting you to do the right thing. Set us all free Michael."

You agree, and take out The Rulebook one last time. "I hope when we restart, I can earn your trust for real."

"Me too."

There is a pause between the two of you. One that in more romantic circumstances should be filled with an impassioned kiss. Awfully chaste for all the ways you've known this, and the other girls, but that was the desire none the less. Not that either of you could pull yourselves into the lip lock, that chasm between you and other humans could no longer be crossed with passion or lust.

You take a deep breath, and open up the book. You feel the yawning abyss of power you'll be losing if you destroy this thing, and write fast. You know you'll regret it you keep this thing around, you can't trust yourself ever again. The Rulebook must be destroyed.

New Rule: Every previous entry in The Rulebook is now null and void. The universe will reset to the time the first entry was made, in that coffee shop, at which point it will burst into flames, and be destroyed. No one will have any memories of the changes made, and undone by The Rulebook.