Purple Lightsaber FTW

“A two-part approach we must take, in parallel, divide and conquer we must, as divide and conquer we shall,” said Yoda, riding his hover chair down the hall. “Master Adi, ruminated long have I on the possible paths, and I believe there is no time for delay, no room for hesitance. You will lead an immediate, behind the scenes, recruitment effort. Before we begin widespread work crucial it is that support our efforts the Senate will.”

Yoda continued to muse, “Fortunately old allies have I in the Galactic Senate, reach out at once to Senators Mon Mothma and Bail Organa. And while normally opposed to our interests he is, on this matter, Orn Free Taa will find himself most amenable.”

Yoda paused in the hallway, “Do you understand Master Gallia?”

“I must admit I do find myself at something of a loss,” Adi said slowly. “What precisely will Orn Free Taa condone about this program, I fear that this approach will fail –”

Yoda smacked her ass with his stick from his chair as she yelped, “This! Use this! And spike his drink or something. Have to sleep with him you do not, but lead him by the Lekku. Then extract concessions for days, use the **** liberally you may, weak minded he is. Our animal in the Senate he must be!”

“Err, isn’t this against the code?”

“Reforming the code we are. Get to work now you shall. Shake that booty you must. Expect advanced results I do. If failure is what you provide, remedial training I shall grant. Go!”

A grumbling, yet muscular Yoda watched Adi depart swiftly, poking Windu as she did, “Look, not even heels on does she have.”

As Adi stiffened in the last doorway, Yoda yelled after, “Send training materials to you I will. Stop by my room for meditations on them after this you must!”

Turning to Windu he said, “Mace old friend. Have questions I see you do.”

Mace Windu nodded quite seriously, “Master Yoda, err Master Yogurt, I fear you may have been affected by undue influence. We should talk seriously and privately before much more is done.”

Yoda raised an eyebrow, “Naturally, please follow me. There is a private chamber up ahead.”

As they drifted down the hall they entered the room. Or rather Windu did walk through, Yoda pausing to let him by. As he entered the door sealed shut behind him, and pink gas hissed into the room.

“What is this?” The sounds of coughing and **** noises came through. On a monitor in the room, Yoda’s face appeared.

“Pre-recorded this message is, Master Windu recognized difficult to convince you may be. Prepared a room I have with all natural Naboo Incense, restorative it is. Various properties does it possess, most **** on **** users. Short term a very potent aphrodisiac it is. The deeper your connection to the ****, the greater the benefits you will obtain.”

“Even now, as you lay curled up on the floor, your cock will engorge, your balls will fill. Rising lust take over your system it will. No relief these is, save the relief of poon. Or pussy. Learning slang still I am.”

The Yoda in the message paused, “Rigorous studies I have conducted with the aid of the royalty of Naboo. In recognition of our services they have provided their main bodyguard academy students, the graduates of which of course serve at their queens pleasure. Nubile Nabooians, fully interested in experiencing Jedi mating rituals.”

Another hiss, and a side door opened. In walked 7 Naboo maid-bodyguards, dressed in the traditional belly dancing outfits of their culture, along with a camera manned by a android, and an experienced Naboo porn star. The Maid-Bodyguards all started panting in the cloud, a nigh crumbling Windu staring at them, almost he could see steam rising from their crotches.

“Some additional effects I have managed to add for non-**** users, though these tend to be less permanent, save with repeated exposure. Additionally, Elia is an experienced star, well representing something called Daddy Style on the Naboo home world. She will assist with the development of your development,” Yoda’s voice faded out as a large squeal occurred in the room.

Inside a scowling Elia immediately started scolding, “No, no. On the bed placed here for this scene, not on the floor like dogs! Also you girl, look this way at the camera. And you Jedi! Say words, don’t grunt!”

As Windu desperately mauled at the closest one’s breasts on the floor, Yoda drove away. Alongside him now a Sabe in lockstep.

“Figure out they will, come young Sabe. More categories there are to study. More plans to build, I sense young Adi return in brutal failure she shall. What is the best path forward? Also, we must proceed with the continuous injection of the Nabooian Incense. Current background percentage?”

“Perhaps, .2%,” a severe looking Sabe said looking at a tablet, “we cannot proceed past .5% without some built in safety measures.”

“Right you are, but for now, release some frustration I must. How wet are you?”

Sabe looked at him calmly, before reaching under her robes. Using her left hand, she dove into her pussy, before pulling it out, and presenting it to Yoda. “Fairly, I have been drinking copious amounts of condensed incense. Why?”

“Young Kenobi shows great promise, attracted to him know I that you are. Along with the newly arriving Shmi, plan I do to have you as his main support network. Amenable to that you are?”

“He’ll do.”

Together, they continued down the hall, stopping by a side room. “Wait for Master Windu here we should, perhaps several hours will give him time to refine his belief system. In the interim draft the best setup for Master Adi we shall.”