Pull down your pants

I jumped out of my couch and dropped my pants faster than you could say "magic cock enhancement".

What the actual fuck?! I could see the meat between my legs growing by the second, filling out until it was substantially thicker, and also a bit longer.

I couldn't believe this. The app. It was changing reality.

How could an app change reality? Were we living in a simulation? Was it interfering with some sort of quantum field or other dimensions? I had no fucking idea, but my dick was definitely growing.

Pulling up the video I had just watched before Liz broke in, I started stroking my limp dick. Even now, the girth was beyond my erect state, by far. Mesmerized, I watched the penis attached to my body harden and become massive. I could't believe this was my cock.

Obviously, I had to pull out the tape measure. My dick, the five inch pencil dick I had had before, was now seriously thick, at the same amount of inches, and exactly {Cock_length} inches long. It felt unreal, heavy and solid in my hands. I could feel the blood pulsing, the thick veins working hard to keep it hard.

I immediately wanted to see how a woman would react when she saw it. And felt it slip inside.

But there was no woman around.

I pulled my pants back up and pondered my options. I could go to a club downtown. I was a bit scrapped for cash, but I would have enough to get in and buy a could of drinks. Or... I remember that Delta ****, the engineering pub just down the street, was hosting their monthly student party. I had been there a few times, but it was full of people just like me, and the occasional nerdy girls from class. But it would be cheaper, and maybe easier to score there.