Pubes?

"You... you don't know what you're talking about!" Lauren said defensively. "You don't know anything about women's bodies, you loser! I'm perfect!"

Lauren was trying to flip the tables on Dennis, but even she could feel how weak her words were. She had none of her normal bite or rage, her embarrassment making her meek and cowed. Dennis just grinned at her.

"Perfectly pear shaped maybe." Dennis shot back, his eyes looking down. "So, you don't have any pubes?"

Lauren's eyes followed Dennis's gaze. She'd been so **** to cover her chest, using both hands, that she'd unwittingly exposed her bare crotch to Dennis!

"AH!" She yelped, trying to cross her legs over her crotch. "I just waxed!"

"Hmm..." Dennis evaluated as he looked at her. "Not the best call when you look so young."

Lauren's eyes bugged out at the insult. She was near hysterics, Dennis utterly in control..