Psychotic and unhinged

You want Jess to speak like a total fucking psychopath. Thinking that it would be hot to show just how damaging a relationship with a **** dealer can be, you text Jess early in the morning with your plan.

"Meet the new you: psycho, batshit crazy. I'm gonna head over for your training. Here, let me tell you what I have in mind..."

All in all, you want Jess to be more than just a ditz: she should fake near-brain-damage levels of retardation. Both in her conversations with you in public and with other people from now on, you decide Jess is going to be frighteningly incoherent, scatterbrained, and outwardly unstable. You’re talking rambling about random subjects, trailing off into incomplete sentences, and even moaning and growling out of the blue to really send home the idea that whatever you’re doing with Jess is both mentally and physically unhealthy.

But… Jess doesn’t text you back for quite a while… Even into the portion of the day where you’re supposed to be meeting with her and training… You go to the Delta Delta sorority house but... nobody's home. The normal girls are all on vacation, and Erin and Jess are nowhere to be found.

So you wait, spending a little bit of that time imagining how Jess would talk to the other girls about you and your open relationship.

"Oh Jesus fucking Catholic ghosts… My man is such an animal, a real Homer. Right, like a homing missile? Blech! He fucks me… Yeah, he fucks you, too. Yeah ,you! Grr, grrr..." You picture Jess almost salivating at the mouth, eyes crossing like a fucked silly Ahegao camgirl." Yeah he, we, what? Oh, blech, right. It’s an open relationship. Open like a doorbell. Yeah, you can fuck him too. Hmph, no. Yeah. You can."

You’re going down this incredibly weird path when you get a phone call from Erin. She and Jess are home, but up pow-wowing in Erin's locked penthouse room, and they want you to come up now to discuss...

Oh…

Needless to say Erin does not agree with your plan. "Do you think this is a good idea?" the alpha blonde scolds you openly in front of Jess. "This? Make her talk like a psychopath?"

You open your mouth to defend yourself, but Erin gives you no such opportunity.

"No, no and no. This is to make the sorority look good, teach the girls how to speak to men and speak about men. It’s about getting them to loosen up, not recoil in fear!"

Instead of getting to do this training, which Erin completely vetoes, you spend most of the day going over the parameters and rules of your contract with Erin and Jess.