Prove it's Lauren

"Everyone I can prove it's Lauren!" May said. She pulled out her phone and took a picture of Lauren's freaked out, distorted with humiliation face. She then showed it to the others.

"Look how it tagged her!" She said.

"Oh my god, she's write!" Patty exclaimed. "Facial recognition recognized her as Lauren Adkins! It is her!"

Lauren's stomach dropped. They knew! She had no chance of preserving her identity now!

"Oh my god..."

"THIS is Lauren!"

"Yeah, what is going on? Lauren has tiny tits and a mullet!"

"And her ass!"

"Look at her stomach! She's got belly rolls!"

"And her stubby legs!"

"I can't believe it! We all used to be jealous of Lauren, but she's got the body of a cabbage patch doll!" May laughed.