Proudly ask for a picture

Four naked people sauntered into the hotel lobby as the concierge dropped his jaw.

"Hello, yes? We're a group of nudists at the college staying at your hotel, and we'd like a picture to help us remember our stay in this town," Jessica coolly explained to the desk, "we're graduating in three days."

"Oh, uh, certainly, do you have a camera?"

"Don't you sell disposables? Just charge them to our room."

"How do you make a camera disposable?" Cassie interjected with her parents just simply laughing and continuing the story.

The concierge went back into the store and came back out with a disposable camera. The four people - Jessica and Tyrone staring straight into the camera proudly and Mary and Steve looking off blankly into space to the side of the camera - were hustled to a blank wall while the concierge took several shots and handed Tyrone the camera.

The room had been booked in Steve's name; since he didn't have a credit card on him (or, anything else for that matter), Tyrone paid for everything (having gotten his wallet from the parking lot during his disrobing), much to Steve's further chagrin.

"What the hell was that for?!" Steve asked the two schemers.

"Oh, live a little!" Jessica responded, "It doesn't seem like you two learned your lesson..."

"Well, that's fine," Mary protested, "just give us our clothes back and we can laugh all about this later."

"Yeah, about that..." Tyrone sheepishly reacted as the group crossed the parking lot to his car.

"Do you still have those photos?" Cassie asked.

Mary burned a hole through Steven with her eyes as he thought blankly for a moment.

"Uhhh ... why would you ask a question like that, sweetie? We do still have the newspaper clipping somewhere in the attic, though..."

"Newspaper clipping?! What newspaper clipping?" Cassie exclaimed in shock as Mary groaned and rolled her eyes.