Protect the Bunny Girls

"Don't worry, Uriel, I won't kill the bunny girls" Tom said "But if there's a guild quest to do so, won't somebody else try to do so. I should do something about this"

Tom walked over to the Guild Girl at the desk. She had blonde hair woven into braids. She looked up from her paperwork as Tom approached her desk, her yellow-gold eyes scanning over him before focusing on his inquiry. Her expression shifted from indifference to mild interest.

"Hello, traveler. What can I do for you today?" she asked.

"Why do we have a quest to kill adorable bunny girls?!!" Tom asked.

"The farmhouse said they breed too much and are ruining their crops and their livelihood" the Guild Girl said "You know how they multiple. They are paying 4 gold for each"

"That's cruel!! Bunny girls are no threat to humans!! You should do over to the lighthouse and impale the dicks and pussies of everyone who put this quest up!!" Uriel said.

"Alright, calm down, Uriel" Tom said.

So Tom made his way to the farmhouse. As he/Dark approached the farmhouse, they noticed three burly farmers standing outside, their arms crossed over their chests. One of them was either or a scarecrow or dressed as one. Tom wasn't sure. The second was a robot dressed in a stereotypical farmer outfit. The last of them was a lion man. They eyed Dark suspiciously as she draw nearer. A fourth farmer, a middle aged human with brown hair that was starting to grey up and a moustache stepped out from the house.

"What business do you have here?" he growled, a scowl on his weathered face.

Tom walked up to the farmers, trying to appear nonchalant.

"Hey there, fellas" he greeted them, flashing a friendly smile "What's the meaning of this quest to kill innocent bunny girls? They're nothing but harmless and cute"

The lion man chuckled.

"You think they're cute now, but just wait until they're hopping through your fields, eating everything in sight" he said, his voice rough "They're ruining our crops. Those are our only leverage against the dwarves and the dark elves"

Tom felt the tension in the air rising as he spoke up again.

"Alright, alright, I get that you're having some issues with them" he started, trying to keep the conversation civil.

A middled aged blonde woman with a scar on her face stepped out from the house. She turned to the human man.

"I'll handle this, Henry" she said in a firm voice before turning to Dark "How dare you sympathize with those pests!! They eat our crops and multiply out of control"

"Tom, you need to **** this woman to ****!!" Uriel said.

Uriel was very passionate about the protection of bunny girls.

"Sorry about my wife Emma" Henry said "She is very passionate about killing bunny girls"

"Maybe I can help you solve your bunny problem without resorting to ****" Tom said, trying to sound helpful.

The blonde woman narrowed her eyes at Tom.

"And how exactly do you propose to do that?" she asked, skepticism lacing her words.

Henry, on the other hand, seemed more open to the idea.

"I'm listening" he said, crossing his arms over his chest.