Probably - let's focus on what Jack really wants - having a big one

“Now, lets see, if I made some changes to the past so that I was incredibly good looking and had a big cock who would I have ended up fucking?”

“If you only wished for that change you would have had sex with nine women prior to today and would not have slept with either of the two women you have currently slept with.”

"That makes sense I guess. Can you give me, like, a summary before I make the change?"

“While still naturally introverted your own confidence as a child would have been greater arising from how people are generally **** to attractive people. This confidence would have resulted in a girlfriend when you were 15. Lara Hussein was a year ahead of you in school and while you would never have had sex with her you would have engaged in associated activity.”

“Associated activity? Like a bit of heavy petting?”

“Yes, as you understand the term. This would culminate with oral sex after about a year. The size of your penis means that this would be uncomfortable for Ms Hussein. However at that time she was very focused on appearances and and a well endowed boyfriend would have been something she boasted about to her friends. After she finished school at 17 you would have broken up with her but this would not have bothered her as she was looking ahead to college. One of her friends in your year, Emma Risten would have started dating you several months later when you were both sixteen.”

“Emma Risten? Fuck. Go me. She was incredibly hot. But didn’t she date Douglas someone in my year? In fact didn’t she maybe even marry him?”

“In the current timeline Emma Risten started dating Douglas Carnbuck when they were 16. They remained together in university although each was unfaithful to the other on a number of occasions. After university they married but divorced several years later when Emma started an affair with her boss. Douglas did not contest the divorce as he himself had never been monogamous.”

“Oh. So no harm no foul on that one. Wait, was she already, I mean, would she have been already, I don’t know - this past future tense thing is fucking awkward - was she not already going out with Doug by the time I broke up with Emma?”

“In the current timeline your assumption is correct but following your wish Emma would have realised you were about to become available when Lara left for university and given your endowment and general attractiveness would have never given Mr Carnbuck an opening to ask her out.”

“Right. So I would have gone out with her. Would we fuck?”

“Shortly after you started dating. In fact you would have been extremely sexually active for four months until her father realised that she had been skipping class. However while sex would be curtailed it would continue approximately once every two weeks until you both finished school. Your results would remain unchanged and you would still have attended Glasgow University. Her results would suffer in comparison to the current timeline and instead of attending Cambridge would have gone to St Andrews. This leads to your break up and her experience varies more considerably after that. In the revised timeline she would marry a man called Timothy Glasmin and they would remain faithful to each other. While Timothy is not as large as your revised penis he is a better fit for Emma.”

“That’s nice I guess. So Emma would be my first. I remember her having amazing tits. Who was after that?”

“At Glasgow University you would sleep with two women in the first month, Amy Popes and Rachel Stewart.”

“Don’t think I know the names. Do I know them?”

“Amy Popes is the person you identify as the hot blonde from Fresher’s Week. In the new reality you would have engaged her in conversation rather than immediately retreating to jerk off to her. Attracted by your appearance she would have gone for a drink with you and following some groping at the student bar would have brought you back to her room. While too large to fit comfortably she enjoyed the sensation of a large penis as her previous boyfriend had been much smaller. However Ms Popes would still end up with that previous boyfriend as your introverted nature was not appealing to her.”

“Fair enough. I still got mine right? And then the next one?”

“Rachel Stewart was a friend of Amy Popes and had met and flirted with you prior to you breaking up with Ms Popes. The two of you would date for approximately six months and then break up after she found you masterbating to celebrity pictures.”

“Oh. I mean I know I do that a lot, I figured that would be different.”

“No. Your sex drive remains higher than your partners so frequent masturbation remains something that would remain without choosing to change it.”

“Ok. What does Rachel Stewart look like? In fact - I wish that you are able to show me pictures of each of the people I would have sex with in the revised timeline.”

Nine pictures suddenly appeared floating in front of him. His eyes were immediate drawn to the second picture, the hot blonde from Fresher’s Week. Knowing that he banged that bimbo body was enough to give him a semi. Beside her was a picture of another blonde, longer hair this time, down to her ass, breasts not as big but still a C cup.

“This is Rachel here I take it?”

“Yes. Following your break up Rachel will have more self esteem issues than exist in the current timeline. This will lead to her dating more men before eventually marrying the same man. You will next have sex with Constance Green. You relationship with her will be casual at first and you will both sleep with other people. You will sleep with Susan Wall and Mary Talbot several times. After several months you and Constance will date exclusively. The impact on Susan and Mary Talbot will be minimal, you will remain the largest penis either will have sex with but their lives in the revised timeline will be very similar to the current timeline. Your relationship with Constance will last two years and will be a very significant relationship for both of you. You will propose and she will refuse leading to a break up. Her refusal will be driven by your general lack of ambition and the worry that you would not participate as an equal partner when the two of you left university.”

“Bummer. What happens to her then?”

“Your relationship in the revised timeline will prevent her meeting the man she marries in the current timeline. Following her break up you will both be very depressed leading to her not completing several important assignments. This will mean her job leaving college is different and she will end up living in Seattle after a number of years rather than London. She will date but not be close to anyone. Following the break up you will date Jasmina Keva for two weeks before breaking up. This will be rebound sex for both you. After two weeks you will break up realising that you have nothing in common. She will then end up in a relationship with the woman she does in the current timeline.”

“Oh - go her.”

“Following your graduation from college your improved confidence will mean you get the job as an intern in DeLoitte in Edinburgh. While there you will have sex with Dora Garcia, another intern on the program. This will not change Dora’s life significantly, in the current timeline she did not have sex with anyone while she was on her internship. Finally you will meet Julia Donner at a work event and the two of you will begin dating. After three years you will propose and she will say yes but no date will be set for the ceremony. This will mean that she does not date either man that she dates in the current timeline however both relationships ended in less than a year.”

“Fuck - I’m engaged?”

“In the event that you make the wish discussed.”

“Huh. Not sure about that then. What about a bit more direction? Could I maybe talk out a plan with you and then make a wish to make it happen?”

“You can wish for anything you want.”