Bugs

Teiggy searched the Goblins hair thoroughly before pulling something out, it was large as a fingernail and squishy too. "Well, don't got no fleas, couple tocks though." He explained before rather abruptly flipping her over in his lap and splitting her legs open, her most intimate parts exposed to him as he rifles through her pubes like an ape.

"No crabs either, pretty clean from what I hear about them critters" he said, feeling around rather forwardly, continuing his conversation while this goblin was squirming geldedly in his grasp.

"Elves, they got brown sun-kissed lookin' skin, like they spend too much time out in the desert, and they don't wear no clothes neither, carry spears, swing from tree vines... Mighty pretty though" he claims before rubbing his hands over her gravid belly.

"What happened here?" Asked he.