You're a Kappa Sigma frat bro!

"Nah bro, I'm a Kappa Sigma, too!"

The frat brothers look at you dubiously. That was certainly one of the dumbest things you could say.

"From... from another chapter. From, uh, yeah, the community college chapter down by..."

The leader of this circle of frat brothers, the one with the jokes, cackles out loud. Following his lead, a few others do, too. Tiffany is just looking stupid (and hot), and the frat bro has his arm around her now. She's looking a little uncomfortable with his possessive touch, but you've got other things to deal with now.

"We don't do community colleges... who the fuck are you really?"

The frat bro cracks his knuckles. Some of the swifter ones catch the drift and start to flank you from both sides. They look like they're going to either beat your ass, kick you out, or maybe do both.