First There’s a Slug

Naruto was gonna make a move when Katsuyu Tsunade’s summon came under the door. “Naruto do you know your crimes against Tsunade and do you not know the value of her time.” Naruto remembered how powerful Katsuyu was of a summon just about reviving Tsunade when she was near ****. She could heal just about anything.

Naruto wanted to leave Tsunade alone before he made his move on her. “Katsuyu you know what? I’m the one who summons you I am your master I’ve just been lending you to Tsunade.”

Naruto saw the snail’s expression flip. “Oh master Naruto how could I forget! Let’s go deal with Tsunade together.” She then crawled on Naruto’s shoulder. Then he began his March to Tsunade’s office. Inside he heard two women speaking. It was Anko and Tsunade.

“Anko will fall asleep now.” Then Naruto heard a thump to the floor and Tsunade acting confused. Then Naruto opened the door.

Tsunade seemed shocked when Naruto entered her office. “Come to waste more of my time brat?” Naruto was ready now to turn the tides.

“Tsunade, as you know I wish to be hokage someday. And you also know 1 hour of my time is worth more than your life.” Looking at a clock Naruto then saw that she had taken 4 hours of fun away from him. Tsunade grew a scared look.

“Listen Naruto I’m so sorry I don’t know how it slipped my mind that your time was so valuable. Feel free to make me wait however long whenever I’ll never bother you again. I’m fact you don’t need to do any more missions for the village. I’ll just pay for any ones you sign up for and you don’t have to worry about taking any more ninja tests I’ll have you bumped into our highest ranks.”

Naruto was pleased by this but wanted more. “You expect me to wait years to be hokage then?” Naruto raised an eyebrow. Tsunade seemed to think and pulled out a paper and filled it out at record speed.

“With this paper it will make you the true hokage and I’ll just be a figure head.” She filled out the other papers and quickly stamped them into action. Naruto now never needed to work, was the highest ninja rank, and the true hokage.