“Time to fuck some prissy bitches” (well not really but oh well).

A/note: Any tennis here would be three sets but I don't think anyone needs me to go through 3 sets worth of singles and doubles, since the game had nothing riding on it i didn't really go into it that much here but maybe more in future if its likely to be close.

As much as you wanted to actually fuck bitches you would have to settle for simply beating them in tennis. As both teams were already warmed up the game started almost immediately, with you electing to serve first. You and Scarlett hadn't really discussed any sort of strategy so you decide to just play standard doubles.
You start with a nice sliding serve into the body, running in behind it. The serve goes in and despite it not being particularly fast your opponent doesn't move her feet getting cramped by the serve and all she can do is block the ball softly back over the net. Seeing an easy winner Scarlett takes a single step and puts away the easy volley.

“Good start.” You give her a high five and she responds with a confident smile.

Second court you line up a fairly standard kick serve out wide, again you don't exactly go after the serve but the other girl tries to overplay it, trying to step around and line up a big forehand. You watch in confusion as she completely butchers it and ends up hitting the ball straight off the middle of her racket into the ground... on her side. Seeing this Scarlett looks around a little confused. 30-0.

Your confusion doesn't ease for the rest of the game. You serve down two more serves both still at 75% and on both occasions the girls either poke the ball back over which results in an easy winner for you or they don't even make the return.

You look at Scarlett as you change ends and mouth “I thought these guys were good?”

She returns your question with a shrug. You both look over at Flick and Bec their game seems to be a lot closer and it seems pretty clear that there's a fairly large skill gap between the USC girls.

You change ends and get ready to return. Since Scarlett is currently the more highly ranked player she insists she takes second court, you roll your eyes and let her have her way. You take a breath and get ready to return. The girl serving hits down a nice flat first serve but doesn't do much with the placement, an easy step has you exactly in the right spot and you make good contact with the ball sending it back almost as quickly as it came down. The server, clearly surprised at this, is stuck in a sort of no mans land between the service line and base line and has **** but to half volley it popping up another easy put away for Scarlett.

After another quick high five it's Scarlett's turn and similarly to the first point the girl serves down another flat serve right into Scarlett's hitting zone which again gets returned with interest but unlike last point the girl doesn't even manage to scrape it back over the net, you win the point but are denied your easy put away. You look at Scarlett and pout as you walk back for the next point. The poor girl lining up to serve looks shaken. She's just hit down two 'good' first serves and both of them have come back harder. You've been in the position yourself a number of times and know exactly what's going to happen. She throws the ball up and tries to hit it as hard as possible, predictably the serve is uncontrolled and ends up in the bottom of the net. Still determined she throws the ball up for her second serve and pumps it again, this time improving slightly and hitting somewhere around halfway up the net. Double fault 0-40, you move forward and Scarlett gets ready to return. The poor girl is now feeling the pressure and just rolls over a soft first serve determined not to double fault again. Scarlett sees it coming and blasts her return past the other girl at the net, she barely even reacts as the ball rockets past her. 2 – 0

The USC girls look disheartened and things only get worse from there. Scarlett holds her serve easily and then the other USC girl who was obviously the weaker of two clearly starts to panic and serves 3 double faults in a game handing you a 4-0 lead. Unlike your first service game you are done feeling your opponents out, you know they aren't good and they move poorly. You send down 4 serves all stretching them out wide and their predictably slow footwork means they either loop their returns back slowly or don't even make them at all. 4-0 becomes 5-0 in about 60 seconds. As you change ends you notice your opponents look resigned to their fate, heads down and barely talking to each other. You quickly win the final game and put the girls out of their misery.

You grab your stuff and begin walking off court with the rest of the girls when you hear the loud voice of Miss Simmons “Isabel, Maya stay on court, you pair may as well start your singles game now.”

You look at Maya and her shoulders go back into a slump. She knows what's coming as she glances over to you “Do you wanna just get straight into it?”

“No worries, do you wanna serve?” You reply.

“Nah, you serve.”

Figuring there wasn't much point in keeping the conversation going you return to your end and get ready. You have a fair idea of Maya's skill level and you know she doesn't move her feet. So with no worry at all you roll your arm over and start with a nice slow slice serve out wide. Just as it worked in doubles she moves poorly and her return is short. You step in and direct your next shot to the opposite side, making sure you don't aim near enough to the lines to risk missing it. It didn't matter if she got there after all you could just move in and put away an easy volley. Like you expect she gets a racket on the next shot but goes for too much and pushes it wide. You continue your plan for the rest of the game and it goes quite smoothly. At 40-15 you decide to finish the game with a change up flat serve down the tee, since shes leaning the opposite way it catches her by surprise and it's an easy ace to finish.

You don't waste any time at the change of ends and essentially the game continues where it left off from doubles. Unfortunately for Maya she didn't have any chance to speak to a coach or anyone out so she hasn't realised that despite the fact she is serving well her serve goes straight into your hitting zone so while your win your service games quickly you're winning hers even faster. The match races away to 4-0 in about 15 minutes and the poor girl looks beside herself. Shes hitting well but it just doesn't matter. Even worse for her is she's actually starting to move to your serve a little better but the only change that makes to the points is now she's staying in the rallies longer and having to run further before ultimately getting hit off the court. With two unreturnable serves in a row you close out what is likely to be your final service game. You feel a twinge of guilt as you lock eyes with your opponent at the change of ends, her face says the last game is pointless, she's already given up. And to no one's surprise the final game is the quickest of all with Maya barely moving as you blast 3 return winners and she makes an error to finish the match.

As if a testament to how quickly the two games on your court had gone you look over and you see the doubles on the other court coming to a close. Its a much closer game than yours and based on the celebration from Bec and Flick they seem to have been successful. You shake hands with a defeated looking Maya and leave the court.

“Back in a bit of form aye? Good to see.” Sam pats you on the back as you walk away from the group.

You keep your voice down so as not to be a bitch,“ Yeah feeling a lot better out there, not like I was pushed though.”

“Yeah sometimes its good to have an easy win. Still you played well, looks like you sorted out whatever was on your mind.” He smiles giving you a slight ribbing.

“Oh I definitely did,” You look at him with a big smile. “Actually I'd say of the two of us you're the one that needs to sort some stuff out.”

You watch the smile disappear from his face as it changes to that familiar unimpressed look. “How do you even...”

Your smile grows wider as you sense his discomfort. “Cause she was next to me looking jealous as fuck, pretty much plotting how she's gonna cut your balls off cause you were flirting with two other women and I, being the wonderful person that I am, told her that instead of getting mad at you she needed to fight fire with fire. FYI your girl's crazy.”

He rolls his eyes “Ugh... Right... There's definitely no flirting going on although I am not opposed to getting more of those pictures, just some warning next time so I don't almost open up nudes from one of the girls right next to university staff members.”

He looks like he wants to whinge more but you cut him off. “Rule one of dating crazy women, you get zero notice. They aren't 'nice' and wont adhere to what's good for you. Rule two expect personal morals you once had to be flung out the window. You don't wanna get nudes around other uni staff members? yeah as soon as she knows that you are going to get them in every meeting you attend. Leave your phone lying around one time, suddenly you background is her spreading her ass cheeks for you and she's changed the numbers of every other female she doesn't know in your contact list.”

“Oh please Issy she's an adult she wouldn't do that.” He rolls his eyes again, this time at you.

You scoff. “Just you wait, you better get control of her soon otherwise you will be in all sorts of trouble. You need to convince her to tell the rest of the team, cause between the pair of you the other two fools will find out and you might not have any control. At least this way if Bec's honest you can control it and make sure it doesn't spill out at the wrong time.”

You can tell he's considering it even if he doesn't want to admit it. You watch him shake his head and mumble “I'm too old for crazy,” and after a big sigh says “Well better get back to it Scarlett is about to start.”

You decide to push it "At least the sex is good right?"

"Don't even start."