An animalistic woman

"I.. I... I don't understand ma'am.."

She raises her eyebrow "You don't understand what a virgin is?"

I'm so confused "No I don't understand why that matters..."

Her smile fades "I decide what matters Seto... Now kindly tell me, are you a virgin?"

What the hell is happening!?! This is so far beyond what is appropriate for a hero to ask. I now feel all to aware that I'm naked on her couch, I feel so exposed, so ****. It's best just to tell her whatever she wants, this is probably some advanced interrogation technique or something anyways. Be honest when you can, lie well when you can't.

"I... Yes I'm a virgin ma'am."

She smirk returns "How old are you?"

"26..."

"Pretty old to be a virgin, have you ever pleasured a woman in any way?"

I grimace, I'm more uncomfortable with this than anything asked earlier.

"No ma'am..."

She looks slightly surprised and amused "Why is that Seto? You aren't hard to look at and seem to have a decent work ethic... Why have you never gone for it?"

"Well... When I was in the orphanages all the girls just felt like sisters to me... After I got out I just focused on my work... It's nothing dramatic, I don't really think much about it."

She looks unconvinced "Come on Seto that can't be the only reasons, the docks are filled with woman who would warm your bed on long voyages, their has to be a reason you turned them down day after day."

"Look ma'am I don't know... I guess it just all seems selfish to me, taking the risk of bringing more life into this world, I want no part of it... Is that so wrong?"

She frowns "I guess not... but you know they have this thing called birth control now."

I avert my gaze "Yea I guess..."

"So if you aren't having sex... How often do you masterbate? Do you watch porn?"

I grimace, this is so insane to talk about with a hero, why would she want to know this?

"Look I do it the normal amount, every few days or so, and no I don't use porn I just flip through Instagram every now and again or use my imagination."

"Why no porn?"

"I just don't... I don't know..."

She smiles "So every boy has a female hero they masterbate to... Who is yours?"

I'm shocked "I don't really follow hero stuff..."

She shakes her head "Don't dare lie Seto, I already know it's not me, just tell the truth... Give me a hero, any hero."

I hate this "I don't know, I guess I skimmed that frog girls Instagram one time... I can't remember her name."

She gives a devilish grin as she nibbles her carrot "We both know her name is Froppy... And it's interesting to know you crave an animalistic woman."

Ok there is no way this woman is coming on to me right!?! Aside from the fact she could have any man in the world, she is a hero, wouldn't hitting on someone she just saved be like immoral or something? This has to be a trick, a tactic to loosen me up and manipulate me. Keep a level head man she is just toying with you. Give her whatever she wants and you just might make it out of this without handcuffs on.

"Ma'am I don't crave her I just thought she was sorta... I don't know... kinda cute."

She giggles "I'm just saying I know Froppy well and she is definitely worthy of your lust, she's got brains and a stunning body to boot."

I can't believe what I'm hearing...

She finishes her carrot and dusts off her hands "Alright I think this should conclude the first part of your interview, I'm happy to say you passed."

I can't comprehend what she means "Um... What?"

She smiles "Your out of work now right? Well I could use a new assistant and that could be you! It's very clear your lying to me about something, something serious I gather, but regardless I have serious doubts you are a villain. Not to mention you have one sweet quirk that I would love to play with."

I feel like I've slipped into another dimension "I still don't understand..."

She stands up and stretches her absurdly muscular body, her tits nearly pop out of her stylish yet skimpy bikini.

"Look let's just say there is a reason that me and my teammates have been quarantined on this island, the fact that you are even here is breaking the rules to an absurd degree. Lucky for you I know better than some pencil pushers what me and the girls need. If you pass my tests I will make you my assistant and tell you exactly what is going on with me, this island, and even your own quirk. It won't be easy, but I promise you that you will feel more pleasure than you thought possible and make some decent coin in the process. Hell as your signing bonus I'll give you a blowjob (her face gets serious for a moment) and trust me I take my blowjobs just as seriously as my hero work. (She smiles again) Anyway just think about it, I have some sunbathing to do and you need to sleep some more young man. I'll wake you up in the evening when it's time to start the next part of your interview, if that's what you choose of course."

With that she simply walks out of the living room, her cute little cotton tail swaying with her hips as she goes. I lay back down and stare at the ceiling dazed.

I definitely died in that ocean didn't I?