Love 102

With a small “Plop”, there was a dick.

A tiny dick.

Floating in the air.

Balls included.

Kanami was pretty sure that was Poron's dick.

“Kyaaahh! I told you not to cut it off!”

“Oh, calm yourself!” Pastel sighed. “This is but a simple translocation spell. Once we are done with our session, I attach it back to the body.”

“Oh, o-ok then.” Kanami glanced at the floating dick somewhat nervous. There was indeed not a single drop of blood on it. The backside of it was smooth flesh, as if it was just an obscene sculpture. She gave it a little poke and it twitched. “D-does he feel that?”

Pastel looked at the dick as someone would at an open garbage can. “Yes, I thought it more prudent to leave the nerves intact for this demonstration.”

That was good to know. Kanami was sure that Poron would be pretty freaked out otherwise.

“Alright then, demonstrate”, the queen commanded.

“H-huh, you want me to do it?”

Pastel gave Kanami another one of her patented looks. “Who else? You are the expert here.”

That was true. Not much Kanami could do to object. She coughed once and pointed at the dick. “So this thing is called a penis. It's between a guys leg and it's mostly used to pee. You can even aim with it, see?” Kanami demonstrated by gently grabbing the penis and pointing it around like a garden hose.

“Do not point this thing at me!”, the queen warned. “But I must admit, this does sound rather practical. I have no doubt our scouting party would love to be in possession of such a device when they have to relieve themselves.”

Kanami decided that she wanted to try it out next time Poron peed. I bet aiming with it would be really fun!

Pastel however seemed to not share Kanami's enthusiasm. “As interesting as this is. I believe we need to stimulate this organ, correct?”

“Y-Yes! Exactly!” Kanami nodded a couple of times. “You can use your hand for that. I demonstrate!"

And so the ninja did, gingerly grabbing the dick and stroking it like...something you stroke!

The reaction was almost instantaneous. The dick started to twitch and grow bigger inside her palm. Kanami did wonder what face Poron was making right now. Oh well, she was sure he would recognize her soft and beautiful hands.

Her student was clearly very impressed with Kanami's handiwork and watched eager. “Do you leave these two balls alone, or do they come into play later?”

“Oh yes, the balls.” Kanami nodded sagely. “The balls are very important.”

What the hell do you do with the balls?

“The balls are a weak spot”, Kanami remembered Freya telling her. “Make sure to squeeze them tightly when in a pinch.”

Ok, this was clearly a pinch.

SQUEEEEZE

Kanami thought she heard a faint scream from somewhere, but that must have been her imagination.

The queen seemed pleased. “Good, I think I am beginning to understand what sex is all about. Now, you did say something about taking it in your mouth?”

“That is correct.” Although last time Kanami tried something like this, it ended with her getting pee all over her face. “You try it.” She shoved the penis towards Pastel.

Pastel was predictably apprehensive, but she had to fulfill her duty as a ruler and so she opened wide and chomped down on the penis. Since it was not attached to anything Pastel actually managed to stuff the whole thing into her mouth. Balls and all. She looked like a chipmunk. Kanami had to use all her ninja training to prevent herself from giggling.

“How does it taste? Uh...I guess you can't speak right now.” Kanami was a bit unsure what she should do. Give guidance, perhaps? Alright now...just uh..use your tongue and lick it. Don't use your teeth tough. Also, don't swallow it.”

Pastel did as told. She was surprised by how hard this thing was, even if it was still quite small. The taste was weird. Like having a slimy worm inside your mouth. Very gross actually. Does that human not take a bath? But then again, humans are dirty creatures.

A lesser person would no doubt have vomited at this point, but Pastel was made from sterner stuff and so she sloshed the human genital around in her mouth, making sure to lick it all over.

Suddenly, and quite unprovoked, the penis started to urinate in her royal mouth! Revolted from that, Pastel obviously spat the filthy thing out. It landed on the bed where it flopped around and kept excreting its waste. “Disgusting!” She glanced at the sticky white pee that clung to it like a Haniwa-Slime. “What is wrong with you humans?”

“I didn't make the rules”, said Kanami and shrugged. “That sticky white stuff is called sperm and you need to swallow it.”

This time Pastel almost lost her lunch. “There is no way I can do this! I would just vomit it back out immediately!”

“But guys really like it when you swallow”, at least according to Freya. She scooped some of the sperm up with one finger and looked at it. She was kinda curious what it tasted, but not enough to actually try it.

The queen huffed in frustration. “Ugh, is there really no other way to get pregnant?”

Kanami couldn't help but to let out a sigh at that. “You don't get pregnant from swallowing sperm. “ Seriously, this queen was unbelievable naive. “Guys have to shoot their load up your butt for that.”

Once again, Freya was to thank for that nugget of wisdom. “Sometimes your mouth might not be enough to satisfy them. In that case make sure to offer them your butt. It's much safer that way.”

Pastel seemed to take that only marginal better. “M-My rear? But that's filthy!”

The human shrugged once more. “I don't make the rules. The good news is that babies come out front, so they don't get dirty.”

“I-I know that!” The queen huffed once more. Resignation this time. “I suppose I will have to clean myself quite thoroughly. What kind of...position will I have to take, during the...act?”

Oh. Unfortunately Freya didn't tell her that, so Kanami had to improvise. “Get on the bed on all four...yes just like that. Now rise your butt up. Higher...Higher....now bark like a doggy.”

“W-woof! Woof!”

“This is called Doggy Style”,explained Kanami to a thoroughly humiliated Pastel. Of course she just made this nonsense up, but it seemed fitting enough. Pastel's butt as well as her pussy was on full display. Oh, crap! Poron might not know which hole to use!

“Just a minute! Stay like this” Kanami quickly scanned the room and thankfully found what she needed. A large quill and ink. She used it to draw a circle around Pastel's anus and a large anus, I mean arrow, pointing at it.

“I-Is this really necessary?”

“Better save then sorry. Poron is a bit of moron when it comes to these things.”

Kanami made sure the arrow was colored nicely and then added her signature. “Alright. I think that should be it. You can get up now.”

Pastel exhaled deeply and sat herself up kneeling, a bit conscious about the drawing on her butt. “Would that be all.”

“Indeed, my diligent student. I have imparted all my wise wisdom in regards to sexy things upon you. Can you return this dick to Poron now?”

“Yes, I have no issue with that.” An eye-glow later and the penis vanished into thin air, hopefully returning to it's original owner.

Kanami was a bit afraid that the queen wanted to go for after sex cuddling, but luckily that didn't seem the case. “This procreation of yours is filthy and disgusting, but I thank you for your education nonetheless, human. Perhaps not all of you are mindless savages.”

The ninja offered up a curtsy at that(yes, naked) “It was my pleasure to be of service, your majesty. With this knowledge it is only a matter of time before you are super pregnant.”

The queen gave a curt nod at that. “You have my gratitude. For now, that will be all. You may remove yourself from my presence.”

After, Kanami was escorted to a guestroom, although access to Poron was still denied. She really needed to save him before he can get the queen pregnant. Oh, and she completely forgot about that final curse.

Kanami yawned.

But that could wait until tomorrow.