Love 101

“Alright.” Kanami took a deep breath. The two retired to the queens bedroom and Pastel was clearly eager to start.” Are you ready to begin with the training?”

The queen nodded, blushing.

This may come as a huge surprise, but Kanami didn't have all that much experience when it comes to...uhh..erotic stuff. Luckily Freya gave her a few pointers, so she really just needs to wing it until there was a chance to escape. Oh, and she needs to rescue Poron as well. Kanami didn't fancy him having children with someone else.

“S-so first things first”, Kanami started. “You need to kiss your partner. That's just good manners.” Kanami closed her eyes and puckered her lips.

Luckily, Pastel seemed to understand what was requested of her, and so she bend forward to press a passionate kiss on Kanami's lips.

Woah! The ninja was starting to feel lightheaded! Is that what kissing feels like? Actually wait, that is just the feeling of suffocation. She quickly removed the clothespin from her nose and started to sneeze.

That caused Pastel to back off. “This affliction of yours, appears to be somewhat of an issue, hm?”

“Of course it is! Acho!” Kanami sniffled and pushed her nose up. “Can't you get rid of this curse? It interferes with my teaching!”

Pastel nodded. “I understand, just a moment.” Her eyes started to glow rather eerily and Kanami felt a weird pull in her stomach, kinda like if she was on a roller-coaster.

“Ah?” Yes, the sneezing was gone! Awesome! Who would have thought that this was so easy? She should have let herself getting captured way earlier! Kanami breathed a sigh of relief. Finally she can rid herself of these stupid clothespins! “Thank you. That is amazing!”

“Hmpf, it is nothing. A curse of this level is mere child's play for me.” Altough the queen looked fairly pleased with that reaction.

“Alright, let's continue then. Next, you need to get naked. Guys like it when girls are naked.”

Pastel nodded enthusiastically and slowly started to disrobe herself. “T-this is a bit embarrassing.”

There wasn't really anything to be embarrassed about. As expected from a Kalar queen, Pastel's body was pretty much perfect. If Kanami was into girls, she would even find her sexy.

“You should undress too, that is only fair!”, Pastel demanded while covering herself up.

“Me? But I'm playing the guy in this scenario.” Wait, actually Kanami was pretty sure both parties have to be naked for sex. Ugh. Very well. Kanami started to strip too. That worked well enough, until the ninja pulled her pants down.

“That is a rather peculiar undergarment”, Pastel remarked.

Oh crap, Kanami obviously had a diaper on! “I...I-It's Poron is really into that! As a fact you should wear it! Poron will love it!” Good save! Kanami quickly stripped the embarrassing thing of.

Pastel made a face at that. “I think I will have it washed first. It appears to be soiled.”

“Oh, yeah! Eh ehehe...that is the curse! Please get rid of that!”

“Didn't you just say, your mate is..*cough*...into that?” The Kalar squinted her eyes suspiciously.

“N-No! I mean he is totally into diapers and other baby stuff, but he is doesn't like me having no bladder control. It's much better when you can control it.”

“I see.” Once more Pastel eyes flashed and Kanami felt a fuzzy feeling.

“Did it work?” Unlike with the sneezing this one was a bit harder to verify.

“Of course it worked”, Pastel crossed her arms annoyed. “Provided of course you could control your bowels in the first place.”

“I-I can!” Kanami replied flustered. She probably just had to take Pastel by her word. “Actually since we are on a roll...”

“That final curse stays on until you have done your duty. See it as an incentive to actually teach me well.”

Ugh, what a suspicious woman. Looks like Kanami had **** but to play along.

“Shall we continue then?”, Pastel demanded, somewhat impatiently. “So, Kiss and getting naked in that order. What's next? You spoke of this baby stuff?”

“Ah yes,”, Kanami nodded eagerly. “You know, just the usual. Sucking your thumbs, breastfeeding. Peeing in your diaper...”

“I beg your pardon? You expect me to soil myself?”

“I-its not my fault that Poron is such a disgusting pervert! Look if you rather want to skip this part we...hiii!”

But the queen didn't seem to want to skip. Instead she started to close the distance between the two and started to suck at Kanami's boobs. “Ah, we probably should sit on the bed for that, right?”, Pastel demanded and Kanami could only look on petrified as the Kalar-queen sat on her lap, suckling on her nipples.

This wasn't how Kanami wanted this day to go!

“Was that sufficient?”, asked Pastel after a way too long session. “Please don't tell me I have to soil myself while sitting on your lap.”

“N-No no, no! That's not necessary!” Kanami quickly thought on how to correct this course. “Now, normally a guy should have got it up at this point, but if not you might let him have to touch you.”

“Aren't we doing this already?”

“N-No. I mean now you are touching me. This is about me touching you.” Anything to get out of this embarrassing situation, really.

“How vexing. I was hoping this would suffice. But I suppose there is no helping it, very well, touch me.”

“Uh, what?”

“How else am I supposed to get accustomed to a touch of a human?”

Kanami couldn't disagree with that logic. She slowly stretched her hand out. Alright what would be the most obvious thing a guy wanted to touch?

The ears, right? Kalar's have very long, pointy ears. Obviously you would go for them first.

The moment Kanami touched them, Pastel let out a gasp. “W-W-Why are you touching there! How indecent!”

They even twitched a bit, to the touch Very cute!

“You just have to deal with it”, Kanami demanded. “If you can't even tolerate that, how can you ever have a baby?”

“Ugh...I know.” Pastel blushed. “It's just, they are very sensitive...”

That didn't stop Kanami tough, and after having her fill of erotic ear touching, she finally moved towards the other prominent feature. The red crystal on her forehead. Kanami was surprised to learn that the crystal was actually quite hot. It was also firmly integrated into her skull. No wonder taking that out would kill a Kalar.

At this point, Pastel looked completely aroused and flushed. But then again, given how great Kanami was, that shouldn't come as a surprise.

Next, Kanami decided to move on to the rest of the queens face and squish and scrunch it up a bit. She wasn't really sure if that was erotic, but it looked funny.

“I-Is this about enough?”, Pastel asked, rather annoyed again, but still very flushed. “Holding still like that is quite frustrating.”

“That's just how it is”, Kanami explained, while bopping her on the nose. “This can take a while, but it's very important in order for a guy to get it up.”

“ You keep saying that. What do you mean by “getting it up”? Be more specific.”

Wow, this queen really wanted to know all the details. “Guys have a thing called a dick between their legs. It looks kinda like a penis.”

“Yes, I am aware what that is.” Pastel sighed. “Do I need to detach it in order to "get it up?" Like a Gecko's tail?”

“That is a common misconception. Guys actually don't like it when you cut of their dicks.”

“No cutting off.” Pastel nodded determined as she made a mental note of that fact. “And is there no way to...expedite the process?

Actually there was, wasn't there? What did Freya teach her? “There are many ways, but the easiest is to take it into your mouth.”

“My mouth? I suppose my mouth is “up”. My, you humans have the weirdest sayings. Then what? I consume it?”

“N-No! Guys don't like this either! You have to, you know, lick it, preferably with your tongue.”

Pastel sighed in frustration. “This is all very confusing.”

“Yeah, it would be easier if we had a dick. Then I could show you. Too bad we don't.”

“Oh, is that all? You should have said so from the start.”

Pastel's eyes started to glow once more.