Let's switch to Jacob Smith, 24 year old slacker son

Jacob was 24 and David's son. Jacob was almost the complete opposite of David. They shared the same hair and eyes, but Jacob was overweight and somewhat of a weakling. Jacob was out of high school, but hadn't yet pursued college. Being only interested in video games, he wasn't very social, and really didn't care about much outside of the virtual world. Though he didn't have the looks of his father, he did inherit a larger penis, measuring at 12 inches. If only he socialized with women, he'd be quite popular.

Today, he was just standing in front of the bathroom mirror to take what he thought was a sexy picture for his Snapshat when suddenly he heard his father yelling "Heureka! If it were done when ’tis done!".

Huh? What did Dad invent this time? Maybe I should investigate? Or... Nah, let's do some Pornhub first! he decided.