Some jokes and a surprise

The next day, Kiara and I finally arrive back at Riledo. I am so happy I am back. I think it’ll take a while until I do another month-long trip like this one again.

At the guild hall, everybody already knows about my **** and Kiara’s rescue mission. Courtesy of our guild mates who arrived a day prior. Since they protected their caravan for nearly the entire trip, Kiara and I decided they got to have all their earnings from it. They deserved it. We made some extra earnings ourselves anyways, so it’s all good.

Most guild members were at least polite enough not to ask me about my stay with the harpies. This is not counting Helena of course. She shamelessly asked, “So, Darx. How many of them fucked you?”

I have no interest in telling anyone what actually happened, so I try to change the topic by calling out Helena’s shameless behavior.

“Really, Helena? Of all the things you could have asked me, ‘that’ is your first question?”

Helena shrugged and asked, “Why not? Harpies are a race of nothing but thirsty chicks drooling over any cock that comes their way. I seriously doubt they waited long before wetting your dick.”

Shameless. Helena is absolutely shameless.

I try getting her off my back again and say, “Helena, I really don’t want to talk about what happened there.”

“Ah, I see.” Helena says, making me think she’s going to drop it. Then she says, “Congrads for getting laid then.”

Frustrated, I nearly yell, “I didn’t say anything.”

Helena smirks at me and says, “Your shy nature and refusal to tell me what happened already tells me enough. Here’s an idea, how about I add that in my next letter to Ilene.”

I place my hands on my forehead and beg Helena, “Please, do not send my mother letters detailing a supposed sex life of mine which only exists in your imagination.”

“Dear Ilene.” Helena teases me by pondering her letter to my mom out loud. “A few weeks ago, your son was discovered by some lusty harpies who immediately creamed their panties at the sight of his studly physique. They then seduced him to their camp and while he does not want to admit it, I am certain that at least three of those hoes took him for a ride. Hope you enjoy becoming a grandmother.”

I already start blushing at the idea of my mom reading a letter like that. The guildmates around us however, both men and women, start laughing with Helena’s joke. Well, at least they are having fun.

“Talking about cock-starving hoes. I haven’t had a dick in me since this morning.” Helena suddenly changes the topic. She then stands up and asks, “Any boys around willing to give me a good pounding?”

Immediately, two guys raise their hands.

“Awsome.” Helena says. “Two for the price of one. Follow me, guys.”

And there she goes. The Dark Dragon healslut. Thankfully she didn’t make any remarks about me and Kiara being all alone on the road.

Sometime later, Jason comes up to me with a proposition.

“You know, about a week after you left, there was an announcement throughout the city. Looks like they are starting up the annual tournament again.”

“A tournament?” I ask.

“Yeah, all adventurers of any class, rank or guild can sign up for it. Once all the applicants are in, the participants will be divided in divisions based on their rank. That means a B rank like you will be facing other B ranks. At the end, each class will have a champion of their very own.” Jason explains.

Right, mom told me about that one. Apparently, it’s a big event with some good prizemoney for each champion.

“Better sign up if you want to join, though. I hear they are accepting applicants for only 1 more week.” Jason then warns me.

Shit, so quickly? I better go tell Kiara. She might want to participate too.