Something totally bizarre

Jack ran into his best friend Walter. "What's up?" asked Jack.

"Another boring English class," said Walter. "Ms. Thomas is so hot, but she's so boring."

"Yeah, she needs to liven class up."

"By teaching the girls how to give blowjobs," joked Walter.

"She's going to teach the class in the nude," joked Jack and he and Walter walked down the hall. They turned into their English class, stopped, and stared with their jaws hanging open at what they saw.

"Hello gentlemen," said Ms. Thomas. "Glad to see you're on time today."

Walter was speechless, but the wheels in Jacks's mind started to turn.