Anal Fetish

Harry thought for a moment. "You know Hermoine, everyone thinks you have a stick up your butt."

"Ugh, and why would I care?"

"Well, I do know your secret."

"You do?"

"Yes, you enjoy keeping things up your butt. You have very sensitive anus, and every morning after you shower, you insert something up your butt and keep it there for the rest of the day."

Hermoine gasped. "Who told you? How? I mean...no one knows!"

"Tell me what you have up your butt right now."

Hermoine was deep red. She lowered her eyes. "It's a smooth oblong rock I found down by the lake."

Harry looked down at Hermoine. "Well, at least you're not as kinky as Pansy Parkinson."

A still blushing Hermoine looked up. "What's up with her?"

"She lets any 18 year old boy have sex with her any way they want, and she sucks off Hagrid until he ejaculates all over her. She is a total sumbissive nympho."

"I had no idea! Hagrid?"

"Yes."

"Do you know any other secrets?"