Brutally and ruthlessly murder Happy! (content warning: very graphic, you will get nightmares)

Kanami knew what she had to do. This was too good a chance to pass up. She had no weapons, so the ninja would have to use the ancient Black Swan technique of strangling someone to death. Kanami grabbed Happy's throat and squeezed.

Happy looked on in curiosity with big blue eyes.

Wait, can't I actually kill her? Do I have second thoughts?

That wasn't the case, it was just that Kanami was very weak and Happyness Kyankyans have very high defense.

“I can't”, Kanami finally explained exhausted. “You are just too cute!” (no seriously if Kanami was any stronger, she would have totally snapped her neck)

“My turn now!” Happy announced with a squeal and grabbed Kanamis neck.

“Hurgh!

Of course Happy didn't really intend to kill Kanami. This was just play fighting after all. Unfortunately Kanami was very weak and Happyness Kyankyan are...well Kanami is just very weak.

“I'm dying! I'm dying!”

Kanami desperately tried to suck in air as Happy crushed her windpipe. That's it. She is going to die, killed by a Kyankyan. She might as well kill herself upon the shame.

“Do you give up?”, Happy asked with a giggle.

Kanami nodded weakly and Happy immediately worked herself into a hug. “You are so cute! But you make Happy feel...weird”

The ninja could certainly tell that. Even in the darkness of the cave, her face appears to flush and Kanami felt her hot breath on her neck. “Let's play a different game, alright?”

“W-wait!”

But before Kanami could react, Happy was kissing and caressing her all over. Worse, her finger moved down to her special place!

“Uwaaa!!!”

Kanami, trough some miracle of the universe, never had sex in her life. So this was completely new to her.

Happy meanwhile gently stroked Kanami. She usually wouldn't do this with another girl, yet alone take a proactive role but she really wanted her friend to feel good.

“You will like this”, Happy promised as she slowly aligned her carrot with Kanami's slit.

W-wait! Are you kidding me! I don't want to lose my virginity to a carrrooot!!!!

But as much as Kanami struggled(which wasn't much), she couldn't escape Happy and so the Vegetable slowly but steady entered her.

Luckily, Happy did take things fairly slow and with how aroused Kanami was, the sharp pain quickly gave way to pleasure. Maybe this wasn't so bad? Carrots are pretty healthy for you after all.

After she reached her climax, Happy happily snuggled against her, pushing Kanami against the body of a few other sleeping Kyankyans who in turn embraced the Ninja.

“Woah!”

This felt...extremely fluffy! Like snuggling up into a warm blanket on a rainy Thursday afternoon.

Soon Kanami relaxed and felt herself drifting to sleep, perfectly happy.