The Ride Home

Regina climbed into my lap, her bare ass pressed against my thighs. I could feel the stickiness of her skin against me. “So Ringmaster, what did you do to this one?” she asked pointing over at Haley.

“Nothing,” I quickly lied. A pit of guilt sat in my stomach, I knew the ring must’ve been responsible for Haley’s agreement to moving in. And since I couldn’t remember anything from last night, I didn’t actually know if I had done anything else to her. “Haley is my best friend.”

“Okay so what have you used the ring for?” Regina asked sitting sideways on my lap to look at me.

“I um, I think I made the bartender give us free drinks. There were those two women with elf ears.”

“Oooh, are we bringing elves back?” Regina interrupted.

“Bringing them back? Elves aren’t real,” Haley corrected her.

“They were for a bit. One Ringmaster created them, we had a good 50 years of elves running around. Then the next Ringmaster, ugh that guy was such a buzzkill, he got rid of all the fun elves.”

“I also de-aged a woman. I got rid of my hangover this morning,” I paused trying to remember any other changes.

“What about that tattoo you put on that guy’s ass?” Haley asked with a big grin.

“Oh yea, it seems like whenever I spank someone I put a “Bobbi’s Bitch” tattoo on them. And I pinked my hair and upped my cup size. I think that’s it, that I know of, but there was probably much more.”

Regina fondled my chest, “I thought they looked bigger. But you’re forgetting another thing you did.” I gave her a questioning look. She pouted before filling me in, “You sent a certain beautiful white-haired woman to blow a bunch of guys.”

“Oh, I’m sorry. It must have been terrible sucking off that many guys all night.”

“What? No, that was the fun part. The terrible part was that none of those guys offered to return the favor. I went all night pleasing, without any pay off for myself,” she pouted. “Look at my poor neglected pussy,” she said looking down her own body at her spread legs. Haley would’ve got a full view if she’d have glanced over. “If only I had a nice master, one who would take care of that for me,” she said with a wink in my direction.

I would’ve been lying if I said I wasn’t turned on, having Regina naked in my lap begging me to get her off. My right arm was pinned to the door by Regina, but she leaned forward when she felt me moving behind her. I grabbed her hair, feeling the crusty dried cum soaked into it, and pulled her in for a kiss. Her mouth tasted of cum, which I guess would be expected of someone who spent all night giving blowjobs. “Woah, Bobs you going lesbian two days in a row? That’s not like you,” Haley called out after seeing me kiss Regina. She was right, of course. While I always was attracted to women, my sexual needs usually didn’t fall on the sapphic side outside of the occasional one night stand.

“Ringmasters are given a strong carnal lust for women,” Regina simply stated before pressing her lips back to mine. My suspicions were confirmed, the ring was behind my sudden shift in sexuality. I grabbed her far side, turning her in my lap. She was now facing forward, her legs spread to either side of mine. I ran my good hand down her stomach until I found her poor neglected cunt. I couldn’t feel it, but I knew my left arm was pinned between us. She laid her head back against my shoulder to continue our kiss.

“Get a room you two,” Haley said with a laugh.

“I’d love to, if you’d drive faster,” Regina said brushing a finger across Haley’s pretty face. Her hair filled my senses with the smell of stale cum when Regina turned towards Haley. Luckily it wasn’t long before she turned back to me to reunite our mouths. The whole time I continued using my hand to play with Regina’s pussy. I teased her clit and probed her hole. She moaned into my mouth, her chains rattled with her movements and each bump in the road.

“So elves, any other good stories? Need to give Bobbi something to strive for,” Haley joked.

“Well, there was uhhh umm the guy who made redheads,” Regina was having a hard time focusing on the conversation. I kissed at her neck feeling myself grow hornier by the second. She reeked of cum, her skin tasted of it.

“Like all redheads?”

It took a second for Regina to respond, “Mmm, yea. He-he uh made some everywhere he went mmmmhh and by the end of his time, there were so maaah-any redheads that with breeding they became a regular part of society.”

“So are Bobbi’s kids going to have pink hair now?” Haley asked. I hadn’t even considered it.

Regina’s breathing was growing irregular, my fingers obviously doing the trick. “It depends on how she made the change. Iiiifffah she changed her naturaaahl hair color then YES-OH-GODDESS-YES!” Regina screeched. The chains rattled as Regina convulsed in ecstasy on my lap. Her pent up sexual needs from the night before released in an explosive orgasm. My fingers and legs were coated in her sticky girl cum. I sucked on my fingers taking in Regina’s sweet taste.

“That’s crazy. Is that the biggest change the ring’s ever made?” Haley inquired, trying to sate her curiosity.

Regina panted trying to catch her breath, “Um, no that was actually a small one. Or rather a bunch of small changes that happened long enough ago that it’s big now. No the biggest change, hmmm, I’d say it’s a toss up. Either the menstrual cramps or removing our tails.”

“What! Did you say menstrual cramps?” Haley shouted at Regina.

While I simultaneously said, “Like an actual tail?”

“See a real toss up. Yea, real tails but they’ve been gone for several millennia. The cramps came from a real woman hating Ringmaster.”

“Ugh, Bobs you’ve got to fix that one,” Haley said as we pulled up to Ms. Devi’s house.

“She wouldn’t be the first to try. He was an awful person, but damn was he a powerful Ringmaster. He really nestled that change into the fabric of reality. Not saying it’s impossible, but Bobbi’s got a lot of work to do before she’s ready to try it.”

“But like a monkey’s tail? Or are we talking more doggy style?” I asked still hung up on the whole women used to have tails thing.

“They were more catlike. You should’ve seen mine, oh it was glorious.”