It can't all be bad can it?

Letting go of the yellow paper Jodie watched as it floating back down to the counter and then looked back into the mirror. Everyone who saw him saw a sexy woman, how did borrowing a shirt and pants turn into him giving daily blowjobs to his boss and heaven forbid his best friend if it continued as it was and now his own birth certificate said female. The way he was dressed like some over sexed secretary. At that thought he remembered back to the day before any of this started how he was looking up porn for sexretaries and how he thought about getting his own bimbo secretary if things didn’t work out with Janet. Now he looked and acted like some girl from his fantasies, fuck he didn’t even wash his mouth out when he came in here just fixed his makeup. He was genuinely worried about the state of his makeup over getting rid of the taste of cum. “What the fuck have I become? This is to much… this weekend I am shaving my head getting some job stocking shelves or working at a burger joint.” he could move back into his own room, so what if he had to sleep on the floor, Lauren would be gone and he would just have to go to the clerk of the court and get his birth certificate fixed, if that even was the place to get that done. He could do this, he could get his life back in order, he could stop living a sexual fantasy. Janet would be mad he left without giving notice, but that mattered little. He would quit right now if Lauren wasn’t home looking for a job. Come this weekend he could stop living as a sexual fantasy for men, he would be… at that second his brain caught up on a few thoughts. “Lauren is not from the city, she was only visiting and she is going to interview for a job here at Mega Corp, fuck… she isn’t leaving. Shit is that what Eric was trying to say the other night?” shit he wasn’t sure. Maybe… maybe with this one week of pay he could get a cheap motel for a week while Lauren looked for another place to stay, yeah that could work.

Getting his mind under control and feeling like he had some sort of plan Jodie putting his makeup back in his purse and slipped his new birth certificate in the side pocket of it and started to head to the door. As he touched the handle to open it Jodie closed his eyes before pivoting and going back to the sink. He almost left the bathroom without cleaning out the taste of cum. He wondered how far he had fallen for his brain to consider the salty flavor to be normal and how could he have not picked up some mouth wash for his purse yet, but when he thought about things he needed to pick up he remembered he needed to buy a few extra pairs of hose to keep in his desk.. “Fuck, I’m doing it again, this will not be normal.” he promised himself before heading back to his desk. Sitting down he saw a few notifications and texted with the girls a little, Tiffany had linked a Cosmo quiz about what’s your sex position IQ and he knew if he didn’t take it Janet might say something. The quiz was harmless accept to his ego and at this point it couldn’t hurt.

Question 1: Tea bagging is? A: Someone placing their scrotum into the mouth or onto the face/forehead of another person.

Question 2: Cosplay is? A: Dressing up as a character from a comic book, movie, etc and taking on their persona.

Question 3: The Venus butterfly is? A: Giving someone cunnilingus and fingering them at the same time.

Question 4: Edging is? A: Delaying an orgasm with the goal of having a more intense one.

Question 5: A cream pie is? When a guy ejaculates in his partner’s mouth and his partner spits it out and smear it on the guy’s face.

Question 6: A pearl necklace is? When someone ejaculates on their partner’s neck or chest.

Question: 7: A facial is? A: When someone ejaculates onto their partner’s face.

Question 8: Bareback is? A: Sex without a condom

Question 9: A shocker is? A: When someone sticks their pointer and middle fingers into someone’s vagina and their pinky finger in their anus.

Question 10: A rusty trombone is? Giving oral to your partners anus while giving a hand job.

Some of the questions Jodie didn’t really know the answer, but none of them had more than two options to pick from. The test results were Jodie got a standing O, she knew her sex acts. Jodie wasn’t surprised that everyone in the group got similar results, but taking the test made him hope he never had to perform a rusty trombone. Jodie wished he had a real lunch or even had breakfast this morning, but there was nothing for it. His calendar was saying he had a meeting coming up that was blocked out for two hours that he would be accompanying Mr. Wesker to, he wasn’t sure what he would be doing in there and sure as hell didn’t want to go up two floors and across the building in these heels. Standing up and uncrossing his legs Jodie was about to head into his boss’s office when he took a mental note that he didn’t even remember crossing his legs. “What else am I doing that I don’t realize.” Jodie said as he walked to the office door with a sexy gait. Knocking on the door Jodie poked his head in.

“Mr. Wesker sir, do you need me for the meeting?” Adam held up one finger as he finished typing something on the computer before looking up. “Yes, I need you take notes and add them to the Jenkins file after the meeting, the other secretaries will be doing the same thing then tomorrow one of you will be assigned to compile them to make sure nothing is missed. As much as I would love to watch you walk there with me I have to finish up this email. You run on ahead and I will catch up honey.” adding a little wink before returning his attention to his computer screen.

Mincing back to his desk Jodie pulled out a pad of paper and put it in his purse along with a few pens and started to head to the meeting. “I can reprogram a router, but sure taking meeting notes seems like a good use of my talents.” Jodie complained to himself under his breath before plastering the fake smile he had to wear back on his face. The conference room was large with an oval table at the center of the room, speaker phones placed in three places, a massive tv on the wall with a large camera for when they held long distance meetings. Along the walls were extra chairs, in them were mostly attractive looking woman while most of the chairs that did have people in them at the table were men. Taking a seat at the table Jodie pulled out the legal pad when he heard someone behind him make a noise that caught his attention. “Ahem.” looking behind him he saw a pretty blonde that had her hair up in a pun and sexy glasses perched on her nose. She was motioning to the seat next to her to give Jodie a clue to where he was supposed to be. Feeling a little embarrassed Jodie got up and started to move to the chair the other secretary indicated when he almost bumped into a large familiar man. “Miss Applegate, nice to see you again. This time I was watching where you were going, I would say we should stop meeting like this, but I would be happy with any meeting with you. Say why don’t you put in for a transfer to work under me, I’m sure I could get it approved. My last secretary left, and I keep getting temps that just don’t last. So how about it, I can guarantee a raise for you you know, I do work on a floor above Adam.” said Ken Wellerman, another executive Jodie had met by bumping into last week. Biting her lip Jodie looked up to the man hoping this was really a request and not him saying this was going to happen. Adam Wesker was horrible, but the way he said work under him gave Jodie chills. “Thank you for the kind offer Mr. Wellerman, but I belong to Mr. Wesker.” the refusal didn’t look like it was going to take, but Adam walked around Wellerman and Jodie took the opportunity to stand behind his boss to get Wellerman’s gaze of of him. “Hear that Ken? She said she was mine, and I take good care of my team. As of now I have sent an email off to HR and Miss Applegate is earning the maximum wage for someone in her position without annual reviews. I don’t think you have much to offer her.” it was odd to watch the two square off. Adam was around five foot ten with narrow shoulders, but toned muscles like a professional swimmer would have, while Ken six four with broad shoulders, but no particular muscle definition. The two held each others gaze for a few more seconds before a woman in maybe her mid thirties walked up to them. She was smartly dressed in expensive clothes and a modest two inch heel. “You two frat boys done or do you need to pull out your dicks to see who is bigger, I can send this little thing to get something to measure them out for you.” Ken was the first to look away and moved to the other side of the table while Adam smiled at the woman. “Cynthia always a pleasure to see our VP of acquisitions, I was just trying to keep Ken from poaching promising employees I have been building up.” Cynthia eyed Jodie up then looked back at Adam. “Nice to see you too Adam, try to remember to address me appropriately when we meet like this. I’m looking forward to seeing what you can do with closing this buying in a few weeks, make sure your promising talent doesn’t distract you too much.”

Jodie was blown away, that woman tamed those two alpha males and at the same time he thought she might have called him a slut in the most professional manner he had ever heard. Taking a few steps over to the chair he Jodie sat down crossing his legs and just stared blanking down at the legal pad now in his lap.

“You are lucky.” the whisper to his side brought Jodie out of the mental fog looking to the cute blonde. “You think so?” Jodie replied knowing his luck was nothing but a curse considering all he had gone through. “My sister used to work for Mr Wellerman, she umm reported him to HR. She even had a recording on her phone of the things he told her to do. Mega Corp threatened to sue her for unlawful wiretapping and slander to its image and Mr Wellerman. Any one at that table and I mean anyone is untouchable so long as they keep bringing in millions of dollars a year for Mega Corp. My sister considered releasing the tape to the authorities or the news, but all of us also signed an NDA. It might not hold up in court, but who can afford to take Mega Corp to court and win.” Jodie knew Mr. Wesker was close to untouchable, but he just figured it was because no one would believe him if he told and then he would be fired. This girl was saying her sister had proof and the company chose to bury it in litigation instead of paying the girl off. “Is your sister okay now?” it felt like the only polite thing to ask. “She can’t work for any company associated with Mega Corp anymore. She dropped the complaint to HR, but they let her go for cause shortly after, and you wouldn’t believe how many places have a connection to Mega Corp. For now she was able to find a job as a teller for a small bank, so she is doing okay, but she doesn’t make what we make here. Oh, I completely forgot. I’m Sara.” she said with a brilliant white smile. “Jodie, nice to meet you.” giving the nickname out like it was his real name struck Jodie, when did he start really going by Jodie to everyone. Thinking about it he didn’t know anyone that was calling him Jordan anymore and felt a little lucky his birth certificate wasn’t changed to Jodie Applebottom at this point.

Jodie tried to pay attention for the full meeting, but feeling the cool air in the conference room blow up his short skirt and all the sexy women around the room was a large distraction. In the end he had plenty of notes, but was happy his would be compiled with others because they would be far from complete. This place acted like a dinosaur sometimes, keeping so many files in paper form instead of digital, using multiple secretaries to take notes when they could just record it all to text. Saying his goodbyes to Sara Jodie went with his boss back to his floor. “Get me another coffee would you sugar? Then you can start typing out those notes in the Jenkins file. After getting Adam another coffee Jodie found another email from HR showing exactly what he heard in the meeting. His boss had really brought his starting pay up to the maximum for his trial period. Mrs. Gunther’s email was full of praise saying she knew Jodie was a good seed and how very few girls starting in the field made what he did before they were here for a few years. Looking at his hourly rate Jodie was blown away and just stared open mouthed for a bit. It wasn’t extravagant, but he had never made this much before in IT. “Fuck I guess all my luck isn’t bad.” With a real smile on his lipsticked lips for once today Jodie got to work on transcribing the notes as best he could with his nails and was finding it took some adjusting to type with the pads of his fingers instead of the fingertips, but it was possible to do more than chicken peck away. Jodie knew he wouldn’t be typing at the same speed he once had, but with enough practice he could come close. It was a small thing to take pride in, but he was feeling pretty good right now. The thought of taking pride in himself made Jodie pull out his purse and touch up his makeup. Moving the purse back to his desk drawer Jodie hit a few keys with it on the keyboard and when he looked back to the document it was completely blank. “Shit, no problem. Just hit ctrl Z and undo the delete.” doing just that Jodie smiled faltered when nothing changed, the cursor just blinked in the empty document. Moving the mouse up to edit to try and undo the option was greyed out. “Oh, no.. no, no, no. That was the entire Jenkins file…” closing the file Jodie opened it back up, but it just opened another blank document. “Oh, no, oh no, this was the deal Mr Wesker is supposed to close soon, oh no.”

The noise Jodie was making caused Adam to come out of his office to see what was going on. He looked to Jodie and then to her screen seeing the blank document with the Jenkins file account number on it. She kept looking to it and then to Adam and looked like she was about to cry. “Come here, come here.” Adam said, pulling Jodie in for a hug. “Shhh, shhh its okay Miss Applegate, call IT and let them know what happened. I’m not going to fire you for a single mistake okay?” Jodie sniffled trying to hold back tears, it wasn’t just this one thing the day was just playing with his emotions and he was doing the best he could to keep it under control, Jodie didn’t trust himself to answer so he just nodded. “Good, now I’m afraid the two of us are going to have to work late. I know you aren’t afraid of hard work are you?” Jodie shook his head causing the strand of the red hair to stick to his lips. Adam moved the stray hair behind Jodie’s ear. “Go on now, give IT call so they can look into the problem. Then go pull the Jenkins files and come into my office. We needed to have a comprehensive binder made anyways that wasn’t thousands of pages thick, we can work on that tonight. The file I’m sure will take care of itself.” Adam gave Jodie's shoulder a little squeeze and a smile before going back to his office.

When Jodie called Steven’s direct number he said he was about to head home, but would look into it for her right away. Hanging up the phone Jodie gave little thought to his own training and knowledge of file recovery in his panic. Just thinking about how a massive file that held all the information on a multimillion dollar deal just vanished because he hit something with his purse when fixing his makeup. Thinking of his makeup Jodie wondered if in his panic if he did actually cry and mess his makeup up or when Adam hugged him. So he checked it one last time before he went off to get the files. While he was away from his desk another email came through from the ticket creation.

User: Jordan Applegate, Alias: Jodie

Reported problem: Deleted contents of document on shared drive.

Comments: User accidentally deleted contents of document and saved it.

Resolution: Clicked on version history and restored previous version before users edit.

Status: Closed.