He... goes to the washroom!

'Miko, can you excuse me? I have to head to the washroom. So no cheating while I'm gone." he told her.

Trying to look innocent she asked, "Would I do that?"

Without expression he said to her before he left, "Yes, in a minute. So don't."

He entered the washroom and made sure that no one else was near by and looked into a mirror. Thinking of what he wanted, he began to speak,

"Any female I am attracted to will love and desire me back. They will become more attractive but no one but me will notice it being a change. They will become bisexual and be able to get along with other women attracted to me. They will develop knowledge, skill, and ability to seduce anyone. Also both them and/or myself will be able to discover ways to make our relationships work."

Knowing that he was thinking with his dick at the moment, he figured he could do something for himself before helping others. In fact, thinking on it,

"The Autobots are extremely good and lucky at finding rich energon deposits, and have built up a strong store of the power source." he said, as he thought to himself, 'There's my good deal of the day.

Before he left the washroom, added, "More of the female Autobots should come to earth. It would be neat to see how they differ and would help us out."