An app update

Felicity Michaels – 27

+5 Caught her staring at Bec's ass haha, we've all been there. Also there's something I really enjoy about watching her doubles team capitulate like that.

“Oh really...we've all been there are Flick? Well I guess it is a great ass.”

Rebecca Langford - 34

+8 She worked hard in the gym and didn't slack off which was good. She organised training, he showed up and it was actually Sam Phillips and he is everything I thought he would be.

“Bitch seriously, I do not need to hear you swoon over my tennis coach, in my own app...” you grumble as you scroll down.

Stacey Kimble – 44

+4 Haha try to work me and Chelsea and this is what happens mwhahaha, get tickled

+4 She fits in really well with the other girls I'm pretty sure her and grace would be good friends. Also why does every gathering we have devolve into sex chat

+2 Not sure how I actually feel about her kissing Brooke but actually impressed that she is holding up under the pressure of the girls going at her.

Oh Stacey you don't know it yet but I'll be telling you how to feel about that sooner than you think.

Chelsea Andrews - 50

+4 Oh fuck you totally just blanked out staring at her.

+3 She saved me again, I feel like I really owe her a lot.

(*event* +/- 0)

“Oh my god, Oh my god. I know I shouldn't have looked, its not my business but oh my god shes working Brooke. She's in complete control and I've never seen Brooke so submissive. Oh.... I'm so hot. Fuck me, No Chelsea you are into guys this doesn't have any effect on you... Oh fuck I don't even know anymore, Adelaide that fucking bitch ruined me. I never used to be this way now I cant stop staring at the girls in the changing rooms and last time I came all I could think about was Is... OH FUCK SHE SAW ME, OH FUCK SHES COMING TOWARDS ME. Don't panic, don't panic just act like you just got here... She didn't say anything. She didn't even act like she was caught she just acted so calm about it... like she was doing me the favour. Oh god I need to sit down.”

“Haha, oh Chelsea I promise we will have fun together soon, unfortunately I did promise Andrew that he would at least get a date with you but lets be honest I can't really see it going anywhere. But a good best friend always delivers and that's all that matters. Now who else?”

Scarlett Winter – 73

-2 “Everyone has bad days but she's been playing shit for the last week. I like her, I mean fuck I've never felt this way about someone before but If she costs me one more doubles, especially to Bec and Flick I will fuck her harder than /r Wallstreetbets fucked that hedge fund. Oh well two massages from her isn't bad, she has magic hands”

“A DECREASE, SERIOUSLY! BITCH COME ON ITS ONLY CAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU I WANT YOU TO JOIN ME AS THE QUEEN OF THE HAREM I'M BUILDING. GAH. Also ….. low key keen to be fucked that hard, not gonna lie. But I really need to have this chat.”

You sigh as you scroll down to achievements

Achievements

The keeper of the promise: You made a promise and you kept it, even when you could have acted in your own self interests. Take this gentle pat on the head. + 50 coins

“As usual AMA the master of the concealed insult, it feels like a compliment but the more you think about it the more you are suspicious and ultimately feel like you are being made fun of, but fuck it ill take the coins as usual. Now.... to spend them.”

Welcome to the shop

Today’s choices

Ice Queen – 50 coins

Resting bitch face is a thing, well with this perk you just have a resting face when the rest of you if fuming or crying. Never let your enemies see you bleed or something like that.

RECOVERY FTW – 100 coins

You recover from suspiciously quickly from all sorts of situations. Had a massive leg session one day? Next day you will be fine. Huge bender last night? Guarantee you wake up feeling fine the next morning. Just been punched in the face by some other slut for stealing her man/woman? No sweat by tomorrow morning no one will be able to tell.

Easy to forgive – 200 coins

Sometimes you make a mistake and everyone makes mistakes right? Yeah, that’s right they do. I mean sometimes you just get caught with your hands down someone else’s pants or with your tongue in the mouth of someone else girlfriend, it happens to the best of us and everyone should be more forgiving. All your social faux pas will be a little easier to forgive and any negativity as a result will be lessened.

Total coins: 330

“Aww man Recovery is such a good perk but I really want the forgiveness one as well. UGH! Why cant I have more than one.” You make a familiar pout at the screen and as expected literally nothing happens .

“Ah fuck it I hope I'm not just picking this out of a knee jerk reaction to the two points I lost with Scarlett today.” Your pout turns into a frown as you select the “Easy to forgive” perk and the coins whoosh away in their familiar manner.

You lay back on your bed and afford yourself another large sigh.

Author note: If you are wondering whether i released this chapter just so i could add that /r wallstreetbets reference you're 100% right