The people who stripped everyone meet in private.

Under the eaves of the Smash Mansion’s beach house, and away from prying eyes, two crooked women conclude their perverse collusion…

Palutena, using a small towel as makeshift bikini bottoms, laughs an evil, maleficent cackle, gladly holding out a bag of money for Villager. The pink-haired prankster eagerly grabs her payment for stripping Palutena’s friends and enemies, and gives the sum of cash a quick kiss, laughing as she calculates how much profit she’d gained from each stolen swimsuit.

To a literal goddess, with the power to summon things like turnips at will (why were turnips so profitable again?) making enough Bells to satisfy Villager was easy as pie. She even got a discount because the Mayor of Smashville wanted to see all her coworkers being all embarrassed in the nude.

Villager stripped everyone for Palutena because the ideal payback was always one that the victims couldn’t trace back to you., and Palutena was thirsting for payback on the lousy lovebirds who left her stranded naked in the city.

Sure, pin-dick Marth and that perverted Trainer didn’t get it worse than any of the other people Villager stripped, but they were still humiliated in front of everyone. And that’s all the goddess needs; to know that those annoying lovey-doveys got their comeuppance… although, seeing the others, like Joker and Samus butt-naked was a nice bonus.

The last thing Palutena realizes in the wake of her illicit payment, is that she’s walking back towards the Smash Mansion without her bikini top on— a final farewell from the Mayor. The goddess turns scarlet, and cups her huge chest in both hands as she sprints back to her room. The pudgy bits of titflesh poking out past her arms bounce around with each stride, and she cursed her mischievous business partner as a line of cute boys wolf-whistle at the embarrassed, fleeing goddess.

Not a single soul in the Mansion suspects that Palutena was behind this beach disaster, because why would she humiliate herself like that?

Villager on the other hand, was in danger of retribution. After all, Rosalina might want to settle the score one day…

But for now, the concern returns to Wii Fit Trainer, and her adorable boyfriend as their romance continues despite the constant embarrassments. They’re falling deeper in love, and their friends are always pleased to see the blush on Marth’s face when something inevitably goes wrong. Which brings back the question…