No such luck for poor, topless Rosalina…

Villager just laughs over Rosalina’s pleas as she sends her nude buddy off with a spank— watching the rocket fly away with its sexy payload screaming for modesty. The impact of the space princess crashing into the middle of the nude fiasco sends the whole beachfront into a frenzy, with even the clothed smashers losing parts of their swimsuits and sundresses as the lloyd explodes in Rosalina’s blushing face.

The blast doesn’t actually hurt anyone, but it seems to instead destroy any fabric it comes into contact with; case in point being Palutena shrieking as it (to the boys’ delight) obliterates her bikini bottoms, or Cloud yelping as (to the girls’ delight) it blows away the crotch of his swim shorts.

The goddess covers her pussy with a tiny paper plate and joins the scene a red-faced mess, nearly tripping over her own feet when she sees Cloud’s little buster sword and family jewels catch the breeze like a wind sock. She and the other smashers are awestruck to find that his massively oversized, phallic weapon of choice isn’t compensation for anything obvious, but… the SOLDIER isn’t exactly packing a whopper in his trunks, and slaps a hand over his shockingly average package as the naked, horny Daisy teams up with Samus to woof and growl at him.

The scene devolves further into mortifying chaos when poor, naked Rosalina finds her limbs all stuck inside of the volleyball net she’d crashed into after the blast. She’s tangled up off the ground, with no way to cover her exposed privates, and no way to stymie the blush crawling down to her chest. Her only semblance of solace is that Joker is trapped in the same situation; buck-naked with his wrists and ankles bound between the coiled ropes, his smol peen just as free to be ogled as her lil’ boobies. The nude pair shriek and struggle to break free from their predicament, but this only makes things worse as the cameras starts rolling— getting prime snapshots of Rosalina and Joker’s naughty bits wiggling around.

Palutena trips Cloud into the sand, and runs off with his half-destroyed trunks to cover up her verdant patch of pussy hair properly, escaping now that the few clothed partygoers have grabbed out their cameras to capture her pussy for posterity.

Robin (who also lost her bikini to Villager’s shenanigans) is stuck somewhere between relief and disappointment when nobody heckles the tactician for being in her birthday suit too, while Rosalina and Joker beg the wolf-whistling crowd to let them down. Bayonetta sits on the sidelines in utter bliss, sipping (spiked)tea as she watches the sexy carnage unfold. A nosebleeding Daisy and Samus hold Cloud down by the ankles and wrists to keep him from covering that beautiful dick up, while Wii Fit Trainer has her princely boyfriend pinned in the sand for a very sloppy make out as the unhung hottie blushes bright sanguine underneath her jiggling white breasts.

In the midst of all this, Master Hand returns to the barbecue party after grabbing some chips, and elects to leave immediately again upon seeing the insanity plaguing the beach. If a disembodied glove could sigh in defeat, Master Hand would; and so he departs, leaving the screaming, humiliated, lecherous smashers to their own devices.

It takes until Rosalina blacks out from embarrassment for the commotion to die down, but both of the true culprits get away scot free while the sexy pandemonium fades…