Meeting With Friends

"Hey, you're early," I said as they arrived. It had only been about ten minutes or so.

"We had nothing better to do," Daichi replied.

Aguri sat his bulk down beside me, "Yea. What's up?"

I grinned, "You know that hot-ass kunoichi you saw me grope the other day? I just spent all last night fucking her."

Daichi said, "Wait. Hidden Jugs' sensei? How's that shinobi pussy taste?"

I cocked my head, "I didn't actually go down on her. So, you believe me?"

Daichi laughed, "Of course I do! Why wouldn't I?"

"Yea, man." added Aguri, "We were at that bastard Kutsundo's grape orgy too. We saw that supreme cock-slab you're wielding there! Those sluts were all over you!"

Daichi suddenly smacked his forehead, "Shit! You know what I just realized!?"

I said, "What?"

"All that sweet juicy pussy we had access to and we didn't eat a single one, just plunged our dicks in'em!"

I stared at him, mouth hanging open as Aguri groaned loudly, "Are you fucking serious? We passed up an opportunity to eat like twenty vaginas? How the fuck did that happen?"

Daichi pushed his fingers through his spiky black hair, "I don't know, man! That was pretty fucking stupid of us. We could've eaten ALL those beautiful, sweet pussies!"

Aguri whimpered, "Now, all I can think about is creamy girl-cum soaked pussies..."

"Stop talking about it, you bakas!" I knew what was going on but it was still weird as fuck to hear this stuff falling out of their mouths. Over the years we'd talked about fucking girls a lot and I think I could count on one hand the number of times pussy-eating came up. I was also pretty sure Daichi had once said that eating too much pussy made you a pussy.

"Fuck you," Daichi said, "You still ain't tell us how you fucked Hidden Jugs' sensei."

"Yea-yea, wait a minute." I told him, "Now answer me this? If you saw a pot in the middle of the street over there, what would you do?"

His brow furrowed slightly, "You talking about the Public Piss Pot over on God of Shinobi Way? I'd piss in it, obviously."

Aguri added his two cents with an excited wave of his hands, "And after I'm done I'd hang around and ogle all that sweet pussy on display as all the whores squatted over it to pee."

I don't know why I was even surprised by this sort of thing anymore. It didn't have to make sense, the earrings somehow made it work in everyone's heads. I just placed that stupid thing out there less than an hour ago and now it was just common knowledge for everyone in the village.

Aguri was still going on and getting louder as he spoke, "And if I saw a really hot bitch squat, I'd definitely get down on one knee and offer to lick her honey pot until she came on my face!"

"Fuck, man!" Daichi whined, "You're making me hard!"

It suddenly occurred to me how pathetic my buddies kind of were. Had I been like this a couple days ago? Was I any different now? I felt different. Well, I was different. I had fucked the Hokage herself and turned her into my bitch. I had a dick like a horse. If I pulled it out now these two idiots would be on their knees in submission in seconds.

I'd done things that would've been unthinkable to me before the earrings changed everything. It was like someone had replaced me with a different person. Was I still me? Maybe I was more me than I'd ever been. Maybe not being me kept me from doing all the things I could've been doing.

In any event, I still liked these dudes even if they were kind of pitiful. I just wasn't just one of them anymore. I was the big guy, the leader now and I needed to act like it.

"Hey!" I said with authority, "You two want to eat some pussy?"

"Fuck yeah!" Aguri exclaimed, Daichi just nodded his head.

"Then stay here and watch the master at work." I stood up and looked around, surveying what kind of women were around the park. We were actually the only ones in the small park itself but the street passing by was fairly well-traveled with an apothecary and a blacksmith shop across the way.

I saw the perfect target.