Fun in Konoha

I woke up around noon the next day. I was the only one in the house. Given that they were ninja, it was no surprise they were already back on duty or whatever else they had to do. I grinned as I found a note sitting on the other pillow from Kurenai thanking me for last night and saying that she'd be out of the village training her team at the...motherfucking Forest of ****! I shuddered as I recalled all the monstrous animals I'd heard lived there, not to mention the number of actual ninjas I'd heard died there over the years, just in training.

The very idea that the lithe beautiful woman that I'd spent half the night rag-dolling around my dick was bad-ass enough to just take that place in stride was... unreal!

She said she'd be back late this evening if I wanted a repeat.

I didn't even bother getting dressed, I just got up and started lazing around this very nice house naked, my soft dick hanging like a market salami. I enjoyed the luxurious lifestyle of a high-ranking shinobi with a smile glued to my face as I recalled the night of having tons of hot sex with Kurenai as she happily cuckolded a perfectly accommodating Asuma. And what was my reward for that ill-mannered debauchery? Their complete trust to the point of allowing me free reign about this place unsupervised.

Yep, I was pretty satisfied with how the night turned out. I recalled one of the last changes I'd made to their minds. Now that Kurenai was officially another one of my bitches I decided I didn't actually want her boyfriend fucking her, at least not when I wasn't around to make sure he didn't get his seed anywhere near her.

Not that I wanted to remove all sex from their relationship, I just liked the idea of placing restrictions on what Asuma could and couldn't do with my bitch. After telling the big guy I forbid him from sticking his dick into Kurenai, I told him not to worry because 'it was normal that you actually prefer eating pussy to full on sex and you can do it for hours happily while using your hand to expel your unworthy cum out on the floor.'

Heh, I probably could have worded that better, but something like that combined with the magic of the earrings caused Asuma to quickly nod in understanding and agree to everything. Now I found myself even more amused by the idea and suddenly decided to share the love.

"It's actually normal that the men of the Land of Fire are known far and wide as consummate pussy-eaters who generally prefer it to full on fucking and will happily go down on a woman for however long she wants, getting off themselves by jerking off while doing so."

Alone in this house, the effects of this last one wasn't immediately obvious of course. But I was definitely looking forward to seeing how it affected everyone's behavior. The earrings were amazing. They really were. I could make anyone do anything or believe anything.

Kami, I could even do something crazy and have myself declared the ruler of the entire country! Depose the Fire Daimyo! But nah, my main concern was still getting laid. Something about being in charge just didn't seem appealing.

After a bit of aimless, decadent traipsing about the house, I checked for secret stashes of valuables. I found nothing of interest. I found a concealed compartment behind one of the closets. It contained a small shelf with several scrolls and a journal bound by a green ribbon. All of it was either blank or covered in gibberish writing.

I put it back. Boring.

I rummaged through her pantry and made myself a pretty decent breakfast.

Eventually, I got dressed and went out to explore the village and see what fun I could have.

Starting with the small stuff, casually fondling any attractive females I encountered, smacking their asses, or pulling their titties out into the open.They would react with a mixture of amusement and excitement, I could tell they enjoyed it in a way they generally hadn't been the day before. I wasn't drawing attention to my dick, so I didn't really know why. But who cares? Maybe women can just naturally tell who packs a big one, part of their 'women's intuition' or whatever. I wasn't complaining.

On an absurd whim, I grabbed a painted clay pot from a store and in full view of the merchant behind the counter I marched out of the place without paying.
I went out and placed it in the middle of a wide street. Standing over it as people passed me, I quietly stated, "It is normal that all those who pass by here will feel the need to urinate and will immediately use this pot to empty their bladder while feeling no need to hide what they are doing or conceal their genitals."

It took only a few moments after I finished speaking before a tanned man in a wide straw hat stopped in place and turned to face me and the pot.

"Excuse me." he muttered to me before he undid his belt, causing his loose pants to drop to his ankles as he took hold of his tiny flaccid length and aimed. Shaking my head in wonder I watched his stream of yellow urine splash into the pot. Once he finished, he quickly pulled his pants back up and returned to walking without a care in the world.

And just as soon as he stepped away a young woman with hair styled in two big buns, lifted her skirt as she squatted down. Her pale ass was revealed as she released a continuous stream of piss into the pot.

I stepped back laughing to myself as I noticed a crowd of people pressing in around us, men already undoing their pants as they waited, casually chatting or grumbling with impatience as if this were all the most normal everyday occurrence.

I slipped out of the growing throng of villagers that now even included a few ninja, helping myself to a friendly grope of fine female flesh on the way. I didn't know what was going to happen when that pot was full and I didn't really care, still marveling at my power and the utterly stupid and yet hilarious way I'd just used it. It was really too bad no one but me could really appreciate it.

This made me want to talk to Daichi and Aguri about all of this, especially what they thought about that orgy at the winery I'd managed to get them drawn into. Of course, that left me with the challenge of actually finding them. They might be pulling another shift at that place but it was just as likely they were working somewhere else or even skipping out and looking for fun of their own. I started wandering the streets in no real hurry. After all it wasn't like I was going to suddenly run into them by accident. I'd have to actually go looking for them and that meant I had all day since there was no rush anyway.

I was just passing by a small grassy park with a fountain when I stopped short.

I'm an idiot.

I walked over to one of the benches that lined the circular path around the fountain and said, "It's normal for Daichi and Aguri to meet me here at this park in twenty minutes."

Sure enough, I didn't have to wait too long before I heard footsteps approaching.