Just what the doctor ordered.

The rest of the evening goes by with just a whole bunch of affectionate cuddling intermixed with a healthy dose of grab ass and teasing groping. You’re too tired to fuck, and even with the tender ministrations of a two woman massage, sleep overtakes you pretty rapidly, dozing off while watching what Tammy refers to as “the most romantic film ever made”. Secretary. As compelling as Spader and Gyllenhaal are together on screen, you just can’t stay awake. Still, it’s better than that 50 Shades bullshit.

Morning comes in the form of coffee and a double blowjob. Tammy was up early, had your dirty clothes from yesterday laundered, brought back coffee and pastries from the restaurant, and then woke Chrissy. Right now you’re leaning back on some propped up pillows, sipping a decent dark roast from a styrofoam cup, and watching your two beauties pleasure you.

While they go at it you pull out your phone to do some prep work. First up, some Facebook stalking on the twins. Jan was already planning a trip up here to get them, since today is the last day of finals before the end of the semester. Codi and Devin clearly take after their father, whoever that might be, as they don’t have Mom’s curves. Beth started getting them when she was twelve. They have a more slight build like yours.

They do have Mom’s natural warm brown hair (much like yours), although it appears to be a bit coarser (also like yours). At least they had brunette hair in the earlier pictures. They seem to now be unconsciously following the unspoken family motto: “Life is for living, hair is for dyeing.” The most recent pics show Devon with an electric blue undercut pompadour and Codi with a sea green pageboy. At least you’ll be able to tell them apart.

From Jan you know that they should be done with their exams sometime around noon, so you pretty quickly get showered and dressed in the clothes that Chrissy picked up for you. Flashier than you usually go for (totally nondescript... you’ve made a habit of being unnoticeable) but they suit your tastes. A pale grey button down, thin red tie, black slacks and jacket. She even picked you up a jaunty grey fedora with a red silk band. The overall look is classy without being ostentatious, and radiates confidence and power. Maybe you should let the girls pick out your clothes more often.

Chrissy fills you in on the progress of the house hunt. She found a four bedroom in Norton Park for just over two hundred thousand, and thinks it’s pretty promising. You make a mental note to check it out as soon as you’re back in town.

It’s with some small amount of trepidation that you pull into the parking lot of the small on-campus coffeehouse, only slightly alleviated by the presence of Jan’s SUV. Your confidence with adult women is mostly due to the fact that you generally have about zero concern when it comes to what people think of you. These girls are special, they’re family. And what’s more, they’re less than half your age.

Fuck it.

You have their mom on your side. You’re pretty sure you have divine help, or at the very least a sympathetic author watching over you. You can sell ice to an Eskimo. You’ve spent thirty-five years swindling, defrauding, and stealing.

Time to steal a pair of hearts and minds.

You walk into the cafe with the air that you own it and stride to the table that you can see Jan sitting at. You assume that those are the girls with her, sitting across the table with their back toward you.

(AN: Hey gang, I feel I would be remiss if I didn’t give an honest plug for Secretary. It really is an awesome film, well acted and pretty well thought out. It was an attempt to clear away the stigma of the BDSM lifestyle and unlike 50 Shades of Twilight it actually hits the mark on a lot of levels. James Spader is just as captivating and capable as he is these days on Blacklist, and to be perfectly honest Maggie Gyllenhaal is simply hot. It got a bit of negative flack because of the then-perception that masochism is a mental illness, citing that Spader’s Grey took advantage of Gyllenhaal’s Lee’s fragile mental state, but when viewed through the eyes of a kinkster it’s just plain beautiful. Y’all should watch it. It’s streaming on Peacock. ~W)