Scene Six

We see Samantha, once again covering her breasts and vulva and looking even more embarrassed than before.

SAM: -Gladys… Hello…

Gladys is speechless. Next to her, Darrin looks comically hysterical. When Abner arrives, his expression immediately mutates, suddenly looking very interested in whatever is going on.

GLADYS: -Samantha…? What on Earth…?

SAM: -I’m afraid there’s been a misunderstanding…

Darrin quickly walks next to his wife and faces the Kravitz.

DARRIN (looking a bit mad, but also more confident than ever): -Yes, Gladys, a misunderstanding indeed… You see… what happens here is that I’m a man… a young, virile, masculine man. And I have a gorgeous wife. So today, when I arrived home and saw how pretty she looked, nature made its call. I took off her clothes and was going to make love to her… Now, if you don't mind, I would appreciate it if you left us alone, so that I can make wild passionate love with my wife. As a matter of fact, I might even impregnate her tonight. That's, of course, unless you have anything to object to marital sex.

GLADYS (in shock): -I… I… I just…

ABNER (pushing his petrified wife towards the door): -Sorry for this, Stephens. I don’t know what to do with her anymore… I swear, I would tie her up if it wasn’t illegal… -he turns back to take a last look at Samantha-. You’re a lucky man!

The Kravitz head towards the exit, followed by Darrin, who quickly closes the door as soon as they cross the threshold. Samantha is looking at her husband, with a wide grin on her face.

SAM: -I like that side of you…

Samantha walks towards Darrin and embraces him. They are about to kiss but, before their lips touch, we see a cloud of smoke and Endora appears.

SAM: -Mom! It was about time…

Before Samantha can finish the sentence, we see more clouds and, one by one, the eight members of the Witches Council materialize.