Manheim, a two-bit supervillain who's about to get a LOT more power.

You are a super villain named Manheim who has weak telepathic abilities. You are a perpetual loser and have been thwarted again and again by many super heroines, often in humiliating ways. Today however, you are going to get an upgrade to your powers. An upgrade that will upgrade your abilities from weak mental 'suggestions' to full blown mind control.

You have heard of a secret lab in another part of the country run by a rogue group of scientists who have created a machine that can upgrade the powers of any super villain. They are currently holding auditions for people to test out this machine. You have saved up enough money from your various robberies and crimes to afford the trip there, so you head to the airport and get on a plane.

When you arrive, they inform you that you are going to be the very first super villain to receive an upgrade, as they wanted to test it on someone 'disposable.' You were vaguely insulted to say the very least, but admitted that you really didn't have any choice in the matter.

You step into the machine and they power it on. After a few seconds of intense pain, you you stumble out, feeling a bit woozy.

"So... Did it work or-"

You don't get to finish your sentence. Suddenly, Supergirl comes crashing through the ceiling! She smashes machine as if it were made of tin foil, and within the blink of an eye, has all of the scientists and security tied up in the center of the room.

She then turns to you, looking amused.

"Well, well, if it isn't Manheim. Should've known you'd be first in line for an upgrade." She chuckles. "Shame you won't be getting it now."

She then proceeds to fly towards you, knocking you against the wall.

"You know, I've been trying to track down this place for months. It's taken a lot of hard work on my part just to find it. But it was all worth it, since it allowed me to stop you from getting your hands on this technology."

"Oh suck my dick, bitch!" You snarl at her.