Matt fails to get a phone number

It was quite an embarrassing next ten minutes as Matt went around the inside of the pub trying to find just any girl to give him their phone number.

He wondered around the pub looking for any girl. They had clearly caught on though, seeing him go from table to table so the more he asked, the less likely it was that any of them were going to give him their numbers.

The girls from the pub weren’t the only ones catching on. The staff and bouncers were now beginning to watch Matt roam around annoying their customers.

Coming back to the table, he was visibly annoyed.

Matt was followed by one of the bouncers, “You guys causing some trouble here, disrupting others?” he said in a bold deep voice.

“Ohh fuck off mate, we’re just having a laugh,” said Macca, not wanting to be disturbed by the big bouncer.

You didn’t have to do much to piss off these bouncers here and Macca has just done that with one throwaway comment.

“That’s it, all three of you out.”

“You’re kidding mate! It’s fucking happy hour!” Macca yelled making things worse.

The bouncer stood his ground, “You’ve had to too much to drink and your friend here has been disturbing every female here. Now do I need to call the police or will you be leaving.”

Mark stood up, not wanting to make anymore of a scene. Unfortunately his room mate had other thoughts, grabbing a half full pint of beer on the table, he threw it at the bouncer, soaking him in beer.

Everyone watching was shocked. They were in big trouble now.