ERROR

ERROR

"Error?" you ask the air, the pitch of your voice rising. "Error?" You press the Cancel button again for the fourth or fifth time.

ERROR

Again.

ERROR

Shit.

You stare down at the limp yellow mess that used to used to be your mother before you turned her into a banana...well okay....merged her with a banana...and then ate her.

"Not all of her!" you say aloud, arguing with your inner monologue.

Okay, most of her.

You growl, and mash the button again.

Some of her?

"It was her idea anyway!"

You must have broken her. Maybe you ate too much. Should you have eaten any of her at all? What are the rules about these things? Does magic have any rules? Is this calculator even magic at all...or is just a technology sufficiently...

"Shut up!"

Eh? Sorry, I wasn't listening.

"I think I have an idea."