Castle Fort will stand!

"Hiiiya!" You hurl a spoon out from your hidden tunnel, striking one of the invaders in the head. "Warrior-Queen Debbie's no pushover, you hear?!"

You turn to shuffle back through the tunnel on your hands and knees, to pick your {if Weapon == 1}batons back up again.

"Woosh!" You yell, spinning around in place with your arms outstretched to conk an attacker square in the head. "Take that!"

You wave your arms around quickly, fending off innumerable more attackers and narrating the sounds of the batons cutting through the air. You even turn the electricity on for a second, but to be safe you swing your arms a little bit less. You must have fought your way through at least three hundred of them already.{elseif@ Weapon == 2}Sledgeaxe back up off of the ground. It's pretty big and a bit unwieldy to use in this super enclosed crawlspace, so this part of the game is in slow motion.

"Puuggghhh!" You make slow-motion explosion/rock breaking noises as you turn in the corridor after bringing the mighty weapon to bear.

Spinning around, you catch an entire clump of the bunched-up and bottlenecked invaders in the side with the hammer-side of your royal weapon, sending them instantly flying across the room to crash into the chamber's walls. A few more swings send the invaders flying off in droves, landing sprawled on the ground, as the great monarch (that's you!) defends her castle on its very front lines.{elseif Weapon == 3}pepperbox pistol up from the ground again.

Quickly pulling back the hammer, you spin around and land on your back, arm outstretched and weapon pointed at the invaders, to fire off several rounds in rapid succession. As you do so, you add better emphasis to the click of the empty chambers with your own mouth-based shooting noises.

"Bang! Bang!"

The invading forces fall left and right, the marksman-Queen's keen eye and quick fingers firing off shots just as fast as they can arrive. Also, since you're a Queen and all, your gun holds lots more bullets. You quickly mime reloading more shots into your pepperbox's chamber, having thinned the initial invasion ****, ready to continue your stoic defence of your castle.{endif} But it's no use! On an individual scale, you're way way way fightier than them, but there's just too many -- you can't hold them off from the bunker any longer!

"Queen Debbie will not falter!" You shout, hurling a spoon at the imaginary invaders. "I'll take you all to the grave!"

Moving quickly, you retreat back through the tunnels to get into your castle proper. It's way more defensible, with its high walls, and with all of the incoming forces fighting their way in from this tunnel, they won't stand a Warrior's chance! You quickly shuffle up to the foot of the bed, being chased closely by the enemy. They're right behind you!

The tunnels overrun, you quickly drop your {if Weapon == 1}batons{elseif@ Weapon == 2}Sledgeaxe{elseif Weapon == 3}pistol{endif} at their end, to climb up through the sheets quicker. You push upwards through the narrow opening, sheet bending upwards as you wiggle your way through to the top of the bed, eager to escape the attackers and regroup.

But you went a bit too quickly -- as you drag yourself up and onto the bed, your royal white toga (loosely wrapped bedsheet) comes untucked, and falls apart at the middle. You don't notice until you spin around, ready to keep fighting, the extra movement widening the parting of fine silk so that it pulls completely apart and falls to your sides.

You freeze, red-faced, staring down in shock at your exposed body. B-but.... the invading forces were right behind you.... horrified, you lift your gaze, to see the halted enemy forces gaping at the sight of your bare royal body and full bosom. Y-you're all alone up here in the castle, with so many of them.... and you just gave them full access to your nude everything! What kind of a Queen are you, anyway?!

The attackers are evil, so they're definitely dirty too. You can seem them eyeing you up pretty hungrily, since you're so beautiful and all, and just made yourself naked in front of them.... a-a few are even licking their lips.... eep! You were fighting them off just a second ago, why isn't your body responding anymore? Is this the end?

You pause the game for a second, idly biting at your bottom lip, to think hard about what should happen now. With your legs and pussy all open to the air like this, it gets a bit cold, s-so you rub your thighs together to warm up again.....