Drink your beer with Mimi

"Here's to us!" You say optimistically, cheersing Mimi and spilling a little bit of both of your beers.

You start in on your frosty adult beverage. It's party beer, not some fancy-pants IPA bullshit, and at least it's nice and cold. Ah, once it hits your lips... it feels so good!

Knowing Mimi is watching you, you inhale manly gulps of your beer, chugging it down as best you can. You wink at her reassuringly as your pace slows, but you don't lower your cup. Turn down for what!

Speaking of, someone in the Delta Delta sorority house decides it's time to set the mood, and the downstairs speaker system kicks in with some loud music. The heavy bass of an upbeat rap instrumental hits you just as you finish draining your beer. Rap instrumentals are totally the way to go, by the way, if you're ever entertaining ladies of any kind of worth.

To your great surprise, and maybe emboldened by the music, Mimi raises her glass and starts to chug, too! Well, for the most part... actually, she does an admirable job of chugging down the first three quarters of the drink. Nothing like watching a hot girl's throat as it gulps! But, towards the end, it's just too much for Mimi. She sputters and a good amount of the beverage slides down her face, wettening her neck and drizzling down her cleavage.

Mimi slams her cup down, having chugged it all. She shakes her head in determination and yells at you, "Let's fucking get this party started!"

The Kappa Sigmas shoot again. One misses, but one scores. You rebuttal but miss, and you have to drink half a beer again! Mimi is moving to the music though, clearly feeling pretty good already. You're losing 3-0, but does it really matter?

After two or three minutes, and with the score still 3-0 against you, a new song comes on. Mimi perks up even more, she's positively shining at you as she says: "Oh my God! I love this song!" Swaying back and forth in front of you, Mimi is clearly into the music.