"Yeah, if I don't bury you in the backyard instead."

This gets quite the reaction out of the girls. One of them yells, one of them gasps, and, you think but can't be sure, one of them maybe chuckles.

But it's Mimi, the elegant Asian girl who SCREAMS: "WHAT THE FUCK!"

Alexis, is the least outraged of the group. She actually bares her teeth at you in a crooked smile and asks, "Before or after you're done with me?"

But you don't get to respond to her, because the Asian girl dramatically steps between you and Alexis. She throws out her hands as if to shield her sorority sister and fiercely goes off on a tirade, "You can NOT speak to Alexis that way! You cannot speak to ANY woman that way! How dare you! Who do you think you are? What the fuck is wrong with you?"

The thin girl is saying something you can't hear to another girl, and Alexis reacts to all this just by taking out her phone, almost yawning. But it's not a laughing matter.

Erin, the sorority leader, is at your side with a no-nonsense expression on her face. "Listen, and listen well. Maybe you were joking, maybe you weren't. But I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

"And next time, I'm going to ask Demitorious to come himself."