Be a gentleman and pay

Despite it being an exorbitant amount to pay for two scoops of ice cream, you begrudgingly pull out your wallet and fork over a $10 bill. Carly hands you the change, which you toss into the tip jar. Lynn leans into you and says in a melodic tone, “Thank you..!” before licking her treat. You sigh and let her lead you to one of the open tables. After taking a moment to enjoy her frozen treat, she offers you a lick.

“No thanks… I can buy my own,” you snarkily reply.

Lynn narrows her eyes and grins, “Yeah, but mine is better.”

You raise an eyebrow, “How so?”

“Because it’s mine and I offered it to you,” she smiles, taking another lick.

You shrug, “So what? You could just wish yourself another one. That’s not so special.”

“But you bought this one for me,” Lynn points out.

“So, I’d be eating my own ice cream then,” you conclude. “I’d rather choose my own flavor though, so no thank you.”

“What? No! That’s not what I meant!” Lynn huffs, “I’m trying to teach you something!”

“To buy you stuff even though you don’t really need me to?” you reply snidely.

“No,” Lynn frowns. Her cheeks redden with frustration. “Look,” she turns her head to the ice cream girl. “She’s cute, huh?”

You give the girl another look. Short brown hair, button nose, brown doe eyes. You have to admit she is attractive. “So?”

“What would you rather have? Her naked or willingly strip for you?”