No and no

"Listen," Silvia says as she walks around Hyte's desk and plops her fine behind down on a stack of the jailor's paperwork. "I don't want to be here, and I'm guessing you don't want your new bosses finding out about what happened at your last job..."

Hyte's face goes as red as a tomato. "Th-they don't even know I had a job before this..."

"And they never will!" Silvia says with a wolfish smile as she starts eating Hyte's peanut butter and jelly sandwich. "Jusf af flong af I geff whaff I wanff," the drow says with her mouth full.

A glob of jelly squirts out of the sandwich as Silvia takes another forceful bite, hitting Hyte in the face.

"HEY!" The pale elf squeaks as she struggles to wipe the sticky, sweet goo away, but only really succeeds in smearing and spreading it to her fingers.

Silvia just laughs at her jailor's misfortune. Then wipes her own hands on the flustered elf's black tunic.

"So do we have a deal?" The drow asks as she looks down at the taller, but still-seated, elf from her 'seat of power' upon Hyte's desk.

The jailer puffs out her checks and pouts, looking like a scolded child, especially now that she has jelly smeared all over her face.

"Now you look here," Hyte says as she remembers her (frankly useless) training from college. "I'm the boss! Not you! This is my jail, understand?"

To try to prove her point and seem more imposing, the 5' 0" elf puts her hands on her desk and stands up. Unfortunately, she is moving too quickly, and fails to realize her lovely ankle-length skirt has gotten caught in one of the desk's drawers.

*SHHHHRRRRIIIPPPPPP!!!*

Hyte freezes in fear as she feels the garment slide off her hips and tumble around her ankles, leaving her standing there in just her (now dirty) tunic, her leather belt (which somehow stayed on despite the loss of her skirt), and her freshly-exposed pair of black shorts (Dyna said it got cold in the dungeon, so Hyte had dressed in layers).

The elf blinks in disbelief and makes a face, trying to pretend the disaster didn't just happen.