Task 2: Collect a DNA sample!

"'Task 2: Collect a DNA sample from the alien life form.' A DNA sample will allow research into this species from humanity's base across the stars. Potentially, this alien race could even be bred and integrated into human society."

The captain pointed a finger at her friend accusingly. "Command just wants to clone a bunch of sexy cat people, don't they?! Ask them that, dammit!"

"Again, I cannot reach them. It is futile. However, we can at least take solace in the fact that this is a respectable request from a scientific perspective, even if the ethics are questionable... We have several tools to take a sample. Blood or saliva will do."

"Yeah, I'll help- wait, blood?" Lanus asked cautiously, his ears flattening as he took a step backward.

"Don't worry. The extraction process is really quite harmless," Haruka reassured him, claiming her head off of the tripod and folding the legs in so she could reattach it. It seemed as though watching her nude body move independently from her had a calming effect on her embarrassment, as she no longer bothered to cover herself and even left the pale, unblemished surface of her impressive ass unguarded as she moved. "We have the equipment in our science kit, including local anesthesia, to make the process as painless as...

... Possible."

The android's voice trailed off as she opened the science kit to find all three needles with their tubes shattered from the earlier jostling. "... That is unfortunate. However, it is no matter." The android turned to Lanus, her fingers receding into her hands and re-emerging horrifically as individual metal needles. "It is not ideal, but I have the equipment right here."

"N-no way! That doesn't look fun at all!" Lanus cried, backing up another few steps.

"It is hard to believe a man so obviously an adult can act like such a child. Hold still while-" Haruka started... Suddenly, she winced as her needle fingers began sticking in and out erratically, before jamming and coming to a stop in odd positions. "... Captain, we have a problem. It seems the corrosive atmosphere here has had an effect on me after all. My extremities are no longer functioning. It appears it will no longer be possible to collect a blood sample with our equipment. I recommend we move on to the saliva sample. I will have to ask you to do it."

"Great..." the captain muttered.

"Saliva is like drool, right?" Lanus asked with a smile. "That sounds a lot better!"

"Yes, well, this may be awkward, but it's a lot less awkward than the third... way we could..." Rebecca trailed off, rooting through the science kit carefully in light of the broken glass. Her eyes began to widen. "Wait, I don't... the needles, I can understand, but how can this be...?!"

It was a fair question. As though some gremlins had gotten in the case and started destroying them one by one, all of the cotton swabs in the kit appeared to be ruined. The stem was broken off of each, and somehow, pieces of glass appeared to have gotten in half of the supply. The other half appeared to have fallen into the sand as soon as the science kit was opened. "Then... the only way to get the sample is... Heh... Heheh..." Rebecca began to laugh incredulously, looking like she was losing it a bit as the side of her mouth twitched and she looked at the sole unharmed piece of equipment in the case: a glass beaker for collecting fluid. "This is... the voice of the universe... isn't it? A psychic resonance among the species across space... telling me..."

"Captain..." Haruka muttered, beginning to step forward with concern. She almost put a hand on Rebecca's shoulder before remembering her hand was currently tipped with malfunctioning needles and thinking better of it.

Giving her hair one last futile pat-down, Rebecca shamelessly grabbed the beaker and power-walked to Lanus, locking her eyes on his. "Mr. Lanus. The universe is telling me to collect a semen sample as you jack off into this beaker."

"Captain!" The android spoke up again. "You don't need to-"

"Nope! I'm good for it! It's just science!" Rebecca interrupted her with a mad laugh. "Go ahead, Mr.Lanus! Fill 'er up!"

"I-I would, but... It's kind of hard when you're watching like that..." Lanus admitted, gulping as he looked into his visitor's eyes.

"Oh, it's hard? I'm sure it is quite hard." The captain's spiraling eyes locked on his penis as she snatched it like he was going to pull it away... then began rubbing along its length with one hand while holding the container at the end with the other. "It's hard, but it's not too hard when I help out, right? This is the spirit of the squadron we have demonstrated along countless adventures, cooperating with countless species. Of course, normally that was making peace between two ancient races in a thousand-year war, or carefully negotiating an exchange of information through two entirely different unrecorded languages, but I suppose a good handy is just another form of negotiating in the Squadron now, yes!"

"Ooh! Oh, y-yeah, guess it won't... be hard now...!" Lanus laughed, then winced as he began to pant from the new excitement. "I got it now, you'd probably better hold it with two hands...!"

"Nonsense! I'll just speed this up a little..." Rebecca's tongue worked her lips as she began to exert her pumping hand more, rubbing it up and down the man's overqualified shaft and hardly even aware of the cup she was supposed to be holding in place with her other. "About done?"

"Y-y-yeah, I'm...!" the cat-man declared, not reaching the end of his thought before he reached his physical limit. A stream of human-like ejaculation left his human-like engorged penis, instantly filling the jar Rebecca held and knocking it out of her hand with the **** of it. In no time at all, her hand was coated in the stuff, and it all went downhill from there, as the demon seemed to have no control over his release. As he yowled, he managed to coat the captain's upper body in string after string of the sticky stuff before finally letting out a contented sigh. "How about it? That enough?"

Haruka watched the captain with a flush across her own face now, approaching gingerly and checking on the semen sample... somehow, the container was still in-tact. She collected it out of the sand. "Captain..."

"Yes... Haruka... Is the sample... okay...?" Rebecca asked, remaining frozen with her smile and a load of the cat-man's cum on her face, as though she couldn't decide where to start with the cleaning process. Between her nudity, the blackened tips of her disheveled lilac hair, the beginnings of sunburn, the strings of white stuff criss-crossing her face, and the **** smile across her tightly set lips, the galaxy's savior was hardly recognizable.

"It is... Captain, I was going to ask... Why did you not simply ask him to drool into the cup? Our computers are sophisticated enough to extract a sample from that."

"..." The other woman shut her eyes and continued smiling, feeling the sun and wind upon her along with the sand beneath her bare legs and trying to calm herself. "Haruka, are there any more tasks?"