Charge in

You shouldn't stand whatever **** is about to happen. You draw blades and swiftly run by the ****-driver, cutting him down with barely a sound. The other goblins standing around the loot-bag turn and screech to see that two of them have been impaled by some Human's blades.

The cretins scatter to find their armaments and you have to set about running around the room to cut them down one by one. A final cluster of them start to surround you, and your armor takes quite a few solid bites of darts, daggers and bashing things before your sword and dagger whorl around enough to slay your remaining enemies.

You wipe your blades clean of the great globs of greasy grimy goblin guts they've gotten, and immediately go over to the cow-girl... mino-lady... woma-taur... whatever. You easily untie her head, but the rest of her body is constrained in a more complicated arrangement of ropes. You step back and take a good look to figure out how to do this, and get her body... her... big, plump, naked, brown body...

Her chubby butt is wagging a little in her bondage as her big blue eyes stare back at you...