Yes They Can

"Are you okay with running around naked?" Lois asked as she got dressed.

"Yes, Amazons often exercise in the nude." Wonder Woman confirmed. She cracked her knuckles and approached the orifice in the wall. Muscles bunched beneath the skin, and Lois felt her face start to burn as she realized she was staring.

Damn pervy amazons. Lois muttered to herself. Then she remembered Diana's declaration that they were married...and grinned. Guess I'll have to get used to it.

With superhuman strength, Wonder Woman drove her fingers into the flesh covering the wall and pulled the muscular sphincter apart. The familiar gaping chasm resembled nothing more or less than a giant asshole.

"Come, beloved," Diana urged. "Climb up. I will follow."

Lois clambered over her amazon-wife, bare hands and feet on the smooth, hard flesh as she crawled up and over her to enter the tunnel for the second time tonight. It was a bit of a tight squeeze, and for a moment she worried Diana might have a hard time following her.

Which would be a bad thing, Lois thought as the darkness closed in. I mean, in the last half hour I've had my first lesbian experience, maybe gotten knocked up in some scientifically implausible way, and I'm apparently married to a gorgeous amazon.

The reporter pinched her arm, just to make sure she wasn't dreaming. Winced at the pain. In truth, she didn't know what to feel. It was all so sudden, so weird...

The reporter tried to turn her head, but the tunnel was too tight to look backwards.

"Diana, are you there?" Lois asked.

"Right behind you," something bumped into the reporter's ass and began to nuzzle.

With a sigh of relief, Lois crawled forward. She could make out the light of the entrance-hole now, and her investigative instincts were kicking in. Why the tunnel behind the shrine? Why put Wonder Woman there? Unless there was no-where else to put her. Probably whoever built that weird room was using a lot of magic or whatever to keep the Amazon imprisoned. That would mean they feared her...or maybe they wanted to economize? The whole room was organic. What would have happened if Diana had been left there? Would it have...eaten her?

A weird pang went through Lois Lane's heart as she thought about her Amazon princess dying. Of course, she didn't like to think of anyone dying, but that thought hit her harder than normally.

A lot to think about, as the reporter, sweaty and grimy from sex and crawling back through the tunnel, emerged once more behind the shrine.