Ed the bartender.

Ed is a regular guy he just get a job at the local bar, noting particularly special just a normal place were some people gather to get a drink or see the box fight, is a nice gig except for her boss Andrea, she is a cougar 15 years older than Ed, she make a lot of uncomfortable jokes and comments and constantly try to grab his groin behind the bar table.

She is really beautiful but ed is worried that she is maybe expecting a little bit more of what he could offer her, with only 3 and half inches he is pretty below average, he is extremely self conscious about his problem and that causes him a hairpin trigger, causing him to lack the necessary length, girt and stamina to keep his job.

He is worried because today the bar is almost empty and she is closing early and she want him to help her with inventory.