What if everything I say is true? (Alternative to the one above)

"Max, did you use up all the toothpaste?!" yelled Max's sister Cindy.

Max groaned. "Fucking bitch. I already told you 'no!' What if everything I say is true?"

Cindy barged into his room. She had an empty tube of toothpaste in her hand. She wore gray sweat shorts and a pink tank top. "Did you use up all the toothpaste, loser?"

Max had to share a bathroom with his twin sisters, but he rarely got to use it when they were home. "No, you used it all when you squirted it up your ass before you anally masturbated, bitch!"

Cindy froze. She swallowed. "I...uh...um..."

"Yeah, think no one knows? Mindy told me you fuck yourself up the ass with mom's toothbrush and you use the toothpaste as lube. You do that every night."

Cindy turned bright red. Her breathing grew heavier. "You better not tell anyone, fucker!" she turned and left, slamming the door behind her. "MINDY!" she yelled.

Max laughed. Mindy was in for a surprise when her sister would accuse of her telling their brother she was anally masturbating with mom's toothbrush.

Max smiled. He felt great. He left his room and headed downstairs. He ran into his cousin Stephanie heading out the door for class. "Where are you going?" He asked her. "I was about to leave, why?" "Huh, it's Sunday. Did you forget?" "Oh, i must have forgot that." You see her putting away her jacket and heading into her room again. You look at the calendar, it's actually Sunday! You just skipped the last days.