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(Music Begins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyaK3jo4Sl4 Dead Milkmen- Punk Rock Girl)

A shot of a gorgeous woman with tattoos and a mohawk standing by while a man gets his head slammed onto a car hood.

"That looks like that Hurt..." She mumbles, before turning her attention to a police officer holding a strap on harness and large black dildo. His eyebrows raise in question. "Not as much as that usually does...but..."

Voiceover: Roxy's run into a little bit of a kink.

Shot of Roxy at a rolodex and flipping through a little black book, while her voice sounds.

Roxy: I've got to find a room mate who's a little more pliable.

Voiceover: With some of the most INTERESTING new friends.

A shot of Roxy she turns to an Asian woman in a brown leather jacket having a drink.

Asian woman: "Look like you could use another?"

Roxy: "Sure. Anyone can buy me a drink."

The two women then begin making out before the shot shifts to to a girl with reading glasses and long dark hair opening up a box. Her face falls into shock when she pulls out a dildo.

Roxy: "Well, sometimes people can be complicated, right?"

A shot of Roxy standing behind a naked man with an athletic physic and long, blonde hair:

Roxy: "Now imagine me with a 10-inch strap-on pegging your f**king hole. I wouldn't even need to touch your cock, would I pretty boy?"

Voiceover: You'll split your sides as Roxy jumps from bed to bed, seeking that one thing that every woman wants.

A shot of Roxy Looking at the Camera.

Roxy: All I want is somebody to listen me and obey my every whim, is that too much to ask?

Cut to a shot of Roxy laying naked next to a bald African American man on the floor.

Man: "Touche amore."

Roxy: "Heh. Maybe next time we can work on your French."

ROXY'S NEW ROOMATE! Tonight at 7:30, on your ONLY Multiverse Broadcasting Station, CHYOA! One Version of you will read it anyway, Might as well be YOU!

https://chyoa.com/story/Roxy%27s-New-Roommate.24083

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qTghUgMOeY (Music starts Two Steps from Hell - Impossible)

Voiceover begins over artistically shot chase camera views of a bright Golden Chariot rolling down a narrow city streets, elegantly making every turn and passing unseen among hordes of people who merely go about their lives.

Strong and Assertive Male Voice Over: When everything's in the right place, you can't go wrong. Which makes the Cyclops Helios such an easy choice.

The shot cuts to a elegantly made up women in futuristic looking clothing sitting comfortably behind the reins, and allowing her hand to drift along a golden control panel with numerous unknown symbols lighting at her touch.

VO Continues: It's full of features like the Si-re voice activated reality control system, Available safety items like the industry's first paradox protection system and integrated Weasley SEP field as well as available seating for up to 8. Finally, a better way to get comfortable with mythology. The redesigned 2020 Cyclops Helios.

It's your kind of eternity.

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Black screen, the sound of harsh rain and thunder. Suspenseful music plays.

Voiceover: A lone farmer finds himself in the middle of nature's wrath.

Shot of Felix struggling to walk uphill, finding a collapsed shed.

Voiceover: He expected the worst was to come.

Shot of him searching through the wreckage.

Voiceover: He. Was.

Shot of him gasping and reaching in...

Voiceover: Wrong!

Suspenseful music stops after a dramatic increase as Felix recovers a small white and brown cat. Add in a meow for comedic effect. Then cue the music! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOLN7NKMFz8 (Nightcore- Powerwolf- Demons are a Girls Best Friend)

Shot of the cat staring at a sleeping Felix before transformation into a Nekomata cat girl. Cue Felix waking up and falling out of bed after a screech, with KuliKuli tilting her head.

Felix: "What are you? "

Nekomata: "Mew?"

Enter a montage as he feeds her, bathes her, and are strolling down the populated Market.

Felix's voice narrates over the montage: "So you lost your memory, you're a Cat monster girl in disguise, and now I'm your master?"

Cue KuliKuli nodding and licking his cheek. "Yip!"

Shot of Felix giving KuliKuli a sensual nude massage as his voiceover continues.

Felix:"All my life I've been told to fear Monster girls. But she..."

Cue the shot of them sharing their first kiss.

"She can't possibly be a monster to me."

Camera pans over them waving at a large sign labeled Janette's Fruits of Labor. Followed by a frustrated Janette behind a counter sighing.

Felix: "Ever since I met you, my life has never been the same."

A still image of Felix and KuliKuli smiling at each other, followed by a shot of him watching her pounce towards an apple to nibble on while Janette sit besides him.

Janette: "You know this isn't going to work, right?"

Her voice continues as KuliKuli tumbles over while fighting a werewolf monster girl with Felix watching appalled in the background.

"In fact, it's probably going to get worse."

Felix interrupts as it shows him blocking KuliKuli on the ground from her werewolf attacker.

"I don't care! I'll protect her, I'll keep her safe. I'll show everyone that she is no monster."

Ends with an image of Felix with wide eyes in the night, standing in a forest staring at a trio of cats.

Voiceover: KuliKuli, the Nekomata Cat Girl. Follow this love story only on Monster girls! https://chyoa.com/story/Monster-Girls.21210

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(CUE MUSIC LOUD!!! DIGGY DIGGY HOLE- WINDROSE) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nspzBdaHCTg

A wild eyed dwarf in a oil stained jumpsuit and baseball cap with "CG" written on it fills the Screen.

Crazy Gimli: HI THERE! I'M CRAZY GIMLI, FROM CRAZY GIMLI'S USED CHARIOT EMPORIUM AND I WANT TO OFFER YOU THE BEST USED CHARIOTS THAT GOLD OR SERVICE CAN BUY!

The camera pans back to reveal a large showroom made of stone, set into a mountain with large glass show windows adorning the front and huge skylights cut into the overhanging cavern. Crazy Gimli grins wildly, gesticulating with a two headed axe towards a small compact vehicle which strongly resembles a pair of small European roller skates.

"TAKE THE 1978 SLEIPNIR STALLION! I CAN PUT YOU INTO THIS BABY FOR NO TIME DOWN, AND ONLY A SMALL WEEKLY PRAYER DONATION OF FIVE HOURS A WEEK! TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE? NOT AT ALL AT CRAZY GIMLI'S USED CHARIOT EMPORIUM, BECAUSE I'M CRAZY!"

Crazy Gimli spins wildly, his axe cutting down a man walking past with a cup of coffee and bunch of folders. A loud scream sounds.

"OR OVER HERE! TAKE A LOOK AT THE 1985 DELOREAN DOC BROWN SPECIAL WITH OPTIONAL MR FUSION! SOLID STAINLESS STEEL CONSTRUCTION ALL THROUGH THIS GERMAN ENGINEERED ALL AMERICAN CLASSIC, BUT WE'VE TOTALLY REWIRED AND UPDATED THE FLUX CAPACITOR SYSTEM TO BE COMPATIBLE WITH ALL CURRENT ONBOARD REALITY CHANGING SOFTWARE!"

"COME ON DOWN AND HAVE A BIT OF PEANUT! OVER HERE YOU CAN SEE GROWF..."

The camera pans to a small purple dragon with large horns and dopey expression. The dragon wears an apron which reads "Kiss the Cook". He sits next to a small cart filled with roasted peanuts.

"HE'S HERE TO ROAST PEANUTS TWENTY FOUR HOURS A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, OR WHATEVER YOUR LOCAL TIMEKEEPING METHOD ENTAILS! THAT"S RIGHT! FREE PEANUTS AT CRAZY GIMLI'S USED CHARIOT EMPORIUM, NO OBLIGATION AT ALL TO ENJOY SOME OF THESE PIPING HOT DELICACIES, THEY'RE ALL PART OF THE SERVICE! EVEN HAVE YOUR PICTURE TAKEN WITH OUR EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH, LEGOLAS! YOU CAN EVEN USE IT AS THE BASIS FOR YOUR NEXT AU CREATION! WE DON'T JUDGE!"

A picture of a elegantly coiffed elf wearing a mechanics outfit, with the zipper half down, exposing a perfectly shaped chest flashes on the screen. The sound of a Wolf Whistle can be heard.

"AND SPEAKING OF SERVICE!"

The camera focuses on a particularly nice stock photo of a garage.

"CRAZY GIMLI'S USED CHARIOT EMPORIUM MAINTAINS A FULLY STAFFED GARAGE ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF ANY EMERGENCY SERVICE NEED YOU MIGHT HAVE, WITH THE ABILITY TO TOW FROM NEARLY ANYWHERE IN THE MULTIVERSE! ALSO INCLUDES HOSTILE SITUATION EXTRACTIONS WITH ONLY A SLIGHT ADDITIONAL CHARGE AND UNIVERSE SPECIFIC HANDWAVER."

The Camera again focuses on Crazy Gimli, who now lovingly holds his axe in both hands.

"COME ON DOWN TO THE CORNER OF STYX AND ARCADIA! WE'RE LOCATED RIGHT DOWN THE BLOCK FROM CHARON FERRY SERVICE! REMEMBER, CRAZY GIMLI'S USED CHARIOT EMPORIUM! WHEN YOU NEED A RIDE FOR A CRAZY WORLD, WHY NOT PICK CRAZY GIMLI!"

A blue map appears on the screen detailing the location of the showroom, as a small voiceover plays extremely rapidly.

"Crazy Gimli's Used Chariot Emporium Ltd. may or may not have displayed vehicles for sale at current space/time coordinates of broadcast. While every effort has been made to ensure display of accurate data, the vehicle listings within this ad may or may not reflect currently canon Time Machines. Pricing throughout the announcement does not include any options that may or may not have been installed at the dealership and may or may not include hidden plot devices. Please see the dealer for details or obfuscation. Vehicles may be in transit or currently in production or currently considered non-canon. See the actual vehicle for complete accuracy of current features, options & pricing. Some vehicle images shown are stock reality renders and may or may not reflect your exact choice of vehicle, color, trim and specification. Not responsible for pricing or oracle misinterpretation errors. Caveat emptor quia ignorare non debuit quod jus alienum emit."

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