"Hey, Major Hottie!" exclaimed Montana from behind Brooke. "Glad to see you're in my favorite position again. Who knew you had such a fondness for getting down on all fours?"
"This wasn't my idea," said Brooke through gritted teeth. "This was Margaret's. Apparently she thought it was a nice idea for me to get down on all fours and clean this dock with a toothbrush."
"Oh, well," said Montana. "At least she gave you a toothbrush. Just imagine how hard this job would be without it."
"Montana, I know you mean well but could you just leave me alone for a while?" asked Brooke. "It's bad enough I have to do this naked. I really don't want to have an audience as well."
"Are you sure?" asked Montana. "Because right now it looks like you could use all the help you could get."
"Well, you'd think so but er, no, thank you," said Brooke. "You and the other girls have done enough."
"Geez, Brooke," said Montana. "The way you talk, you'd think I was your enemy or something."
"Look, it's not even lunchtime yet and I've already had one of the worst days imaginable," said Brooke. "I know you're trying to help but right now the best way you can do is just leave me alone for a while."
"Okay, if that's the way you want it, Major Hottie," said Montana.
As Montana walked off, Brooke breathed a sigh of relief and told herself that at least now she could relax. The worst had happened. Margaret could not very well strip her twice and who knows? Maybe Margaret'll eventually get tired of punishing her and let her wear clothes again.
Meanwhile, Montana was walking through the woods when suddenly she heard a hissing sound. She looked around for a snake and instead saw a naked brunette trying desperately to get her attention while hiding behind a tree.
"Whatever happened to you?" asked Montana.
"Some crazy Spanish guy hitched a ride with me and then stole my clothes at knifepoint," said the naked woman. "Then he kicked me out of my own car and left me at the side of the road."
"Oh, how horrible," said Montana. "Have you called the cops about this?"
"No, I didn't," said the brunette. "You're the first person I've seen since it happened. I don't suppose you know where I can find a phone around here?"
"As a matter of fact, I do," said Montana. "You just have to -- Wait! Is that guy over there the same one you were talking about?"
The naked woman turned her head and asked, "Where?"
"Right there," said Montana as she pointed to a spot behind the woman.
When the woman turned to see where Montana was pointing, Montana quietly clenched her fists and hit her on the back of the head.
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