A Mimi Catch-Up

Author’s Note: Hey everyone, yes it’s been a long time since I’ve written. I am sorry, but real life got in the way of my writing in a big way the past few months. And since it’s been months, I’ve decided to give a catch-up chapter before going forward, I hope you enjoy it.

Warning: This chapter was written by my favorite Gorgon.

Let me see if I got this right: login, check; password, check; title, check; what now? Oh yeah, writening.

Mimi here, I know I might not be the bestest source but everyone else is sleeping. This is also my reward for being Monkey Author’s nurse during his recuperation.

Ivellius, I still prefer pats to writening…

Fine, I’ll allow you to rest.

He also asked for you to not yell your “finally”s for a new chapter; from the noises I’ve heard, I guess I should have said this earlier.

So, while the monkey is recuperating, I’ll try to catch you all up on what has happened so far.

When I first met Amelia...

Yes, I am starting with Amelia. She has given me many pats.

She was very upset because her long lost friend was hurt once again; I knew exactly how she felt, I had lost one of my sneks in a hide-and-seek game once, and I only found him two days later hiding behind me. So I listened to her sad story.

And that was when I first heard of John; she told me that some years ago a big meany named Salmonella...

What? Her name is Vanessa? Where did I get Salmonella from?

But I never played with a chicken.

Ok, I’ll get back to writening.

Vanessa had made John break up his friendship with Amelia. Because of this, she said she wanted to “do Vanessa in”.

What does that mean?

It’s a British expression meaning she wanted to hurt Vanessa? Ah, now it makes sense why Momma Miranda got angry at Amelia. Poor thing, she cried even more; I was the one on pat duty for the rest of the day.

Anyway, John got powers and he decided to explore, that’s when I met him. Correction, I met his mean big stick first, it tried to hurt me. I won’t get into that story because it’s a tale for the ages: My Snek vs The Big Mean Stick. Trust me, it would take a long time. John just happened to be holding the big meany.

I was there because one of my other sneks had sensed a helpless creature in the forest; his derp powers allow him to do so across barriers. So we decided to help the poor creature. When I was close to finding him, two big ugly smelly monsters appeared; so I hid from them. That’s when John bravely appeared and put himself in front of me to protect me from them.

That didn’t happen that way? He was also hiding?

Well, that’s how I saw it and I am sticking to it. Even though his stick did scare me and I had to tell on him to my big sister.

I need to write that? I just did.

For scaring me, Cynthia shot John with two arrows and he fell asleep. Amelia was not happy about that. Thank Medusa, I was there to make things better between the two with my radiating cute self.

Speaking of cute. Ivel, why hasn’t Nessy appeared yet?

What do you mean it won’t be fun if you spoil it to me? I would be having more fun if she was here already. On that note, Aza too.

I don’t care that she is not a kid. Big sis is no kid and I have plenty of great fun with her.

Where was I?

Oh yes. The second bestest part of this whole story: I got a pet baby monkey named Mico.

No. He is not mine? He is John’s?

Sorry, Ivel is correcting me. Apparently, Mico is John’s pet, not mine. Fine, I got to take care of a baby monkey! He is so cute and cuddly and smol.

Anyway, John did some more exploring; he even went to Scotland where he met Aza. Oh, I just know we will become very good friends.

After getting himself into too much trouble, Amelia decided she had enough and patched things up with John.

Ivel, how did she do that?

Oh, they just talked and then John fell asleep?

So, he fell asleep, poor thing, he must have been tired. Good thing Amelia was there to take care of him.

And finally, the bestest part: on the next day, John finally gave me my first session of two hours of pats.

Oops, Ivel just told me that that didn’t happen yet…

You know what, Ivel? You should change the ordering of the letters of your name to Evil! You’re making me wait for my pats and my friends for too long.

Fine, I’ll finish up my writening.

One last thing, in case you’re wondering how a sixish-year-old is writening so well, Ivel installed in his computer this awesome writing slayer to correct my mistakes: DraMr. After he corrected my writening, I just had to change some words back to their cute selves and post it here.

You know what, this site is no fun, Ivel disabled the images and it’s all letters and symbols. I can’t read yet.

Wait a minute, how did I write this if I can’t read, Ivel?

You don’t know? Type in the address www.askdargon.derp, I should probably get my answer there? You sure?

Nothing is happening, what do I do after I’ve typed the address?

You mean press this key?