Nothing. Sally steps in for the rescue!

Before Hilda can speak any more, Sally jumps in to heroically save the day.

"We... uh... we are Bare-Barians!" Sally says.

Hilda looks at her incredulously as Sally nervously smiles and subtly nods at her mistress.

Hunk and Jennette just look at each other and share confused glances.

"Bare...?" Jennette starts to ask.

"Bare-Barians! F-from the uh... Bikini Coast!" Sally repeats.

"I've never heard of..." Hunk starts to interject.

"We are part of an isolated tribe of warrior women, who um... don't wear clothes," Sally. "Very fearsome."

"But, why are you here?" Jennette asks.

"We..." Hilda tries to speak.

"We were hunting that witch!" Sally interrupts. "She brought much dishonor to our tribe!"

"What did she do?" Hunk asks. He's now fully engrossed in this tale and now hanging on Sally's every word.

"Sh-she stole..." Hilda tries to add in, but Sally gives her a **** glare.

"She stole our queen's heart!" Sally blurts out. "She.. she seduced her, ravished her, and then left her."

Hunk gasps in shock. "The cur!" He shakes his head in utter disgust. "I'm glad you were here to thwart her sinister scheme... miss...?"

"Uh... Ophelia," Sally stammers. "Ophelia Thunder...Thighs?"

Jennette fights back a giggle, which just makes the naked and flustered Sally squirm a little more.

Hunk doesn't bat an eye, instead turning to look at the squirming, naked, dirty, and suddenly VERY bashful Hilda. "And what is the name of your brave, brave companion?"

Hilda averts her eyes as her cheeks burn as her heart beats faster.

He... he thinks I'm brave!

"That is..." Sally begins to speak.

"Rowena!" Hilda blurts out. It was the first thing she thought of. It was also the name of the heroine in one of her naughty books.

Stupid! Why did I say that?

"Yes! Rowena... Sugarbuns," Sally adds.

Hilda's face goes crimson as she gives Sally a wilting look. The crossed eyed cutie shrugs her shoulders and mouths 'sorry.'

"Well, Rowena," Hunk says as he takes Hilda's muddy hand and kisses it. "It was a pleasure to meet you."

Hilda lets out a nervous, excited squeal.

"It is a custom of our people," Sally immediately says, trying to cover for her poor, distressed mistress.

"Ah. Yes. Very good," Hunk says.

"Um, My Lord," Jennette chimes in. "I hate to interrupt, but I really must get going."

"Ah, forgive me my lady," Hunk says. "We are on a quest of our own."

"Oh? Where to?" Sally asks. It's not like there was much around here.

"I am here to see one of his neighbors," Jennette says. "One 'Hilda Brandt.' Apparently she hasn't been paying her taxes."

Hilda and Sally both turn pale.

"What?" The two nudie cuties say at the same time.