Your first day back in the office

You get a big welcome from your employees at Google when you return to the office. They gather around to welcome you – and perhaps to gawk a little to see if your severe accident left any damage to your body.

You’re pleased to see that Samantha has even baked you a vegan cake.

“Cake for breakfast! I love it” you say delighted, “I should have more accidents.”

“We are just so glad you’re doing well. We were all worried about our favorite VP of Communications!” Samantha says to you.

People make jokes about if you’ve turned into Spider-Man due to your radioactive accident. If only they knew the truth!

“Are you still radioactive?” Laura Jean asks. “Are you even safe to be around?”

“I promise I’m even safe to touch. You can give me a big hug!” you say, basically forcing Laura Jean to wrap her arms around you. You make a show of being really touchy-feeling and basically grinding her body against her as everyone laughs.